The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated.

I go on working for the same reason that a hen goes on laying eggs.

Say what you will about the Ten Commandments, you must always come back to the pleasant fact that there are only ten of them.

A professor must have a theory as a dog must have fleas.

Faith may be defined briefly as an illogical belief in the occurrence of the improbable.

Democracy is only a dream: it should be put in the same category as Arcadia, Santa Claus, and Heaven.