The certainty with which a religious belief is held is usually in direct proportion to its absurdity

The effectiveness of any one of three prayers, each given twice, is expressed mathematically as: ((3x2)-6)/((6+1)-7)

At the core of all well-founded belief lies belief that is unfounded.

Maybe is a word often used by the uncertain and unsure; be certain, be sure, just BE!

I can say with a 100 percent certainty that nothing is happening. I know some students complained when we first made the change, but [the policy] is rolling along.

I have a very deep religious belief.