The career of a writer is comparable to that of a woman of easy virtue. You write first for pleasure, later for the pleasure of others and finally for money.

Women have a passion for mathematics. They divide their age in half, double the price of their clothes, and always add at least five years to the age of their best friend.

It's risky in a marriage for a man to come home too late, but it can sometimes pose an even greater risk if he comes home too early.

Its risky in a marriage for a man to come home too late, but it can sometimes pose an even greater risk if he comes home too early.

It’s risky in a marriage for a man to come home too late, but it can sometimes pose an even greater risk if he comes home too early.

The lower one speaks the closer a woman listens.