The caffeine drinks that kids are drinking are loaded with sugar and fat calories. Not only are they drinking caffeine, but they're getting hundreds of calories.

I think these kids feel very isolated, alone, shut in and like there's not a lot of help for the emotional conflicts they're dealing with.

There's no reason for kids to be drinking sports drinks during school when they're not exercising or playing sports.

Now tequila may be the favored beverage of outlaws but that doesn't mean it gives them preferential treatment. In fact, tequila probably has betrayed as many outlaws as has the central nervous system and dissatisfied wives. Tequila, scorpion honey, harsh dew of the doglands, essence of Aztec, crema de cacti; tequila, oily and thermal like the sun in solution; tequila, liquid geometry of passion; Tequila, the buzzard god who copulates in midair with the ascending souls of dying virgins; tequila, firebug in the house of good taste; O tequila, savage water of sorcery, what confusion and mischief your sly, rebellious drops do generate!

Friday night, everybody goes to the bar and drinks beer and watches hockey. I'm sure they're drinking more now.

There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people who collect stickers.