Everyone is destined to be an asshole as some point or another.
WILL BLY This is Long Island, land of the rushed, home of the stressed.
WILL BLY Dogs come when they are called; cats take a message and get back to you.
MARY BLY Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later.
MARY BLY Striving for success without hard work is like trying to harvest where you haven't planted
DAVID BLY It is only after one is in trouble that one realizes how little sympathy and kindness there are in t...
NELLIE BLY Even that was all consumed after two days, and the patients had to try to choke down fresh fish, jus...
NELLIE BLY People in the world can never imagine the length of days to those in asylums. They seemed never endi...
NELLIE BLY I always had a desire to know asylum life more thoroughly - a desire to be convinced that the most h...
NELLIE BLY All the asylum clothing is made by the patients, but sewing does not employ one's mind. After se...
NELLIE BLY I shuddered to think how completely the insane were in the power of their keepers, and how one could...
NELLIE BLY How can a doctor judge a woman's sanity by merely bidding her good morning and refusing to hear ...
NELLIE BLY On the wagon sped, and I, as well as my comrades, gave a despairing farewell glance at freedom as we...
NELLIE BLY I always made a point of telling the doctors I was sane, and asking to be released, but the more I e...
NELLIE BLY I took upon myself to enact the part of a poor, unfortunate crazy girl, and felt it my duty not to s...
NELLIE BLY I hardly expected the grand jury to sustain me, after they saw everything different from what it had...
NELLIE BLY I was pleased with the decision of the board. I was confident that was how they would decide. The ch...
DAVID BLY It was a great game, right to the end, ... She's unbelievable.
DAVID BLY Finally, we got it going. The girls looked great. That's what we've been working on all season. We f...
DAVID BLY We've been waiting all season for this. The girls just deserved it.
DAVID BLY It's not good when it takes four bushels of corn to buy three gallons of diesel fuel, and we're pret...
DAVID BLY The beginning of love is a horror of emptiness.
ROBERT BLY Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.
MARY BLY Everyone needs a dog to adore him, and a cat to bring him back to reality
MARY BLY What a mysterious thing madness is. I have watched patients whose lips are forever sealed in a perpe...
NELLIE BLY I have watched patients stand and gaze longingly toward the city they in all likelihood will never e...
NELLIE BLY I am proud only of those days that pass in
undivided tenderness.
ROBERT BLY Some refineries are temporarily off-line for annual spring maintenance and changing over from winter...
RANDY BLY It is surely a great calamity for a human being to have no obsessions.
ROBERT BLY I know a lot of men who are healthier at age fifty than they have ever been before, because a lot of...
ROBERT BLY He gave me a book and said he was going to give me a quiz on the first 24 pages,
ROBERT BLY I had looked forward so eagerly to leaving the horrible place, yet when my release came and I knew t...
NELLIE BLY The beginning of love is a horror of emptiness
ROBERT BLY I'm speechless. I'm glad it's all over, as bad as it's been.
DRE BLY We recommend keeping your cars well maintained, checking air pressure in your tires and combining er...
RANDY BLY Don't ask why the elephants wear such large shoes,
And why the kangaroos are reborn kidnappers,...
ROBERT BLY A stale mind is the devil's breadbox.
MARY BLY I can't say I hate cats, but holy cow, dogs are a horse of another color.
MARY BLY I have wandered in a face, for hours . . .
ROBERT BLY When a father, absent during the day, returns home at six, his children receive only his temperament...
ROBERT BLY Dogs have Owners, Cats have Staff.
MARY BLY By the time a man is 35 he knows that the images of the right man, the tough man, the true man which...
ROBERT BLY Definitely. They said if somebody wins or loses on Saturday that Pittsburgh would need to win to mak...
DRE BLY Reclaiming the sacred in our lives naturally brings us close once more to the wellsprings of poetry.
ROBERT BLY In our short walks we passed the kitchen where food was prepared for the nurses and doctors. There w...
NELLIE BLY They wrote to me and said something about it, and I said that if it doesn't involve any work, I'll d...
ROBERT BLY Could I pass a week in the insane ward at Blackwell's Island? I said I could and I would. And I ...
NELLIE BLY We're playing against a playoff-caliber team. The Steelers have had a good year. They have a great t...
DRE BLY I apologized to my teammates. They shouldn't have to be talking about this today. I'm not a negative...
DRE BLY It was crazy to see all that black and orange. I knew the fans were frustrated and they were going t...
DRE BLY I want to win, plain and simple. I want to be a part of something good. That's why I came here. I ha...
DRE BLY Hopefully, this will motivate us, give us confidence.
DRE BLY I had, toward the last, been shut off from all visitors, and so when the lawyer, Peter A. Hendricks,...
NELLIE BLY It's all right if people think we are idiots.
It's all right if we lie face down on the earth.<...
ROBERT BLY They were being driven to a prison, through no fault of their own, in all probability for life. In c...
NELLIE BLY Greenwood had more people in the stands at Fair than Fair did. They drew big numbers all year long. ...
JAY BLY They executed their offensive and defensive game plans pretty well.
JAY BLY We need to speed up the tempo of the offense. That's important because it will wear on the defense. ...
JAY BLY They'll just do whatever they need to do on defense to shut you down.
JAY BLY What can I say, they are PA. They throw the ball around a lot, mix in the run, bring a lot of motion...
JAY BLY The Brinkley Tigers are always dangerous because of their athletic ability. We've had a tough time w...
JAY BLY Our line play versus the run is going to be a key. We're going to have to play disciplined on defens...
JAY BLY Although we ended up on the short end of the scoreboard, we got some questions answered.
JAY BLY Well, we saw a lot of good things. Everybody contributed, Actually, we saw what we needed to see.
JAY BLY The defense really saved the night for us. You're not going to be able to say enough about the way t...
JAY BLY I have risen to a body not yet born, existing like a light around a body through which the body move...
ROBERT BLY I have only been funny about seventy four per cent of the time. Yes I think that is right. Seventy-f...
WILL FERRELL I don't necessarily believe in organized religion.
WILL SMITH I love being black in America, and especially being black in Hollywood.
WILL SMITH When you create art, the world has to wait.
WILL SMITH I have a great time with my life, and I wanna share it.
WILL SMITH In my mind, I've always been an A-list Hollywood superstar. Y'all just didn't know yet.
WILL SMITH You can cry, ain't no shame in it.
WILL SMITH I've never really viewed myself as particularly talented. I've viewed myself as slightly abo...
WILL SMITH I've trained myself to illuminate the things in my personality that are likable and to hide and ...
WILL SMITH I don't know what my calling is, but I want to be here for a bigger reason. I strive to be like ...
WILL SMITH We all want to be in love and find that person who is going to love us no matter how our feet smell,...
WILL SMITH Whatever your dream is, every extra penny you have needs to be going to that.
WILL SMITH I want the world to be better because I was here.
WILL SMITH So if you stay ready, you ain't gotta get ready, and that is how I run my life.
WILL SMITH Life is lived on the edge.
WILL SMITH If you're not willing to work hard, let someone else do it. I'd rather be with someone who d...
WILL SMITH The first step is you have to say that you can.
WILL SMITH Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
WILL ROGERS Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.
WILL ROGERS There's so much negative imagery of black fatherhood. I've got tons of friends that are doin...
WILL SMITH When liberty becomes license, dictatorship is near.
WILL DURANT Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.
WILL ROGERS Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got worse.
WILL ROGERS The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer.
WILL ROGERS I really feel like the sky is the limit. I'm a dreamer, and I dream in full vivid color HD.
WILL PACKER I'm a student of patterns. At heart, I'm a physicist. I look at everything in my life as try...
WILL SMITH Civilization exists by geological consent, subject to change without notice.
WILL DURANT We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit.
WILL DURANT And where I excel is ridiculous, sickening, work ethic. You know, while the other guy's sleeping...
WILL SMITH Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
WILL ROGERS I am a regular, if not exactly enthusiastic, patron of my local bookshop. I try to buy at least some...
WILL SELF I've always considered myself to be just average talent and what I have is a ridiculous insane o...
WILL SMITH I try to speak my points of view about black America, and how I feel about black men and the role th...
WILL SMITH It's quite highly possible that I have peaked. I mean, I just can't imagine what else I coul...
WILL SMITH I am the black sheep of my family. They are all super talented and intelligent and got proper jobs. ...
WILL POULTER It is fair to say that insofar as sport is taken seriously by those who play it, then to that extent...
WILL SELF One of the most heartening phenomena in today's Britain is the great diversity of the modern ner...
WILL SELF The funny guy doesn't get the girl until later in life. High school, college, everyone still wan...
WILL FERRELL I think the greatest all-around athlete ever was Jim Brown. He played lacrosse, basketball and ran t...
WILL MCDONOUGH When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds.
WILL ROGERS One of my first memories of being a kid was, 'I want to have a real job when I grow up.' And...
WILL FERRELL I just felt that I might to go to university and get some real life. It wasn't stimulating in th...
WILL POULTER Somehow I got a place at Bristol University. I'm still waiting for the phone call to say that th...
WILL POULTER My youngest brother and I went on a ten-day canoe trip in Bowron Provincial Park in British Columbia...
WILL HOBBS I have always said that a conference was held for one reason only, to give everybody a chance to get...
WILL ROGERS I have no Politics. I am for the Party that is out of Power, no matter which one it is. But I will g...
WILL ROGERS When I die, my epitaph or whatever you call those signs on gravestones is going to read: I joked abo...
WILL ROGERS Here it is, a New Year. We got to make some resolutions, as well as interest and tax payments in thi...
WILL ROGERS Everybody is ignorant only on different subjects.
WILL ROGERS Lord, the money we do spend on Government and its not one bit better than the government we got for ...
WILL ROGERS There is no credit to being a comedian, when you have the whole Government working for you. All you ...
WILL ROGERS We can make this thing into a Party, instead of a Memory.
WILL ROGERS Youve got to be an optimist to be a Democrat, and youve got to be a humorist to stay one.
WILL ROGERS I am not a member of any organized partyI am a Democrat.
WILL ROGERS And kid Congress and the Senate, dont scold em. They are just children thats never grown up. They do...
WILL ROGERS I originated a remark many years ago that I think has been copied more than any little thing that Iv...
WILL ROGERS I never met a man I didn't like.
WILL ROGERS All politics takes place on a slippery slope. The most important four words in politics are up to a ...
GEORGE WILL A politician's words reveal less about what he thinks about his subject than what he thinks about hi...
GEORGE WILL Politics should share one purpose with religion: the steady emancipation of the individual through t...
GEORGE WILL Joy comes from using your potential.
WILL SCHULTZ Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.
WILL DURANT When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds
WILL ROGERS To appreciate heaven well, it's good for a person to have some fifteen minutes of hell.
WILL CARLETON But I have learned a thing or two; I know as sure as fate, When we lock up our lives for wealth, t...
WILL CARLETON The editor sat in his sanctum, his countenance furrowed with care, His mind at the bottom of busi...
WILL CARLETON Overall, I think Michael Jordan is the greatest athlete in any particular sport. He dominated the ga...
WILL MCDONOUGH I think with movies I am really connecting to the Joseph Campbell idea of the collective unconscious...
WILL SMITH Never trust a duck.
WILL HERONDALE By the time I was ready for college, I didn't know what I wanted to do. I think I secretly wante...
WILL FERRELL Lobbyists have more offices in Washington than the President. You see, the President only tells Cong...
WILL ROGERS As a bookish adolescent, I sopped up texts as if I were blotting paper and they were fluid.
WILL SELF Football is a mistake. It combines the two worst elements of American life. Violence and committ...
GEORGE WILL Saturday Night Live is such a comedy boot camp in a way, because you get to work with so many differ...
WILL FERRELL The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse ...
WILL ROGERS Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated.
WILL ROGERS I've been collecting articles on extremophile bacteria for at least the last ten years. I find t...
WILL HOBBS You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people.
WILL ROGERS It's great to be great, but it's greater to be human.
WILL ROGERS I have always said that a conference was held for one reason only, to give everybody chance to get s...
WILL ROGERS The most interesting thing in the world is another human being who wonders, suffers and raises the q...
WILL DURANT Diplomats are just as essential in starting a war as soldiers are in finishing it.
WILL ROGERS Do anything in this world but monkey with somebody eles's religion. What reasoning of conceit makes ...
WILL ROGERS Fanatical religion driven to a certain point is almost as bad as none at all, but not quite.
WILL ROGERS It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
WILL ROGERS I think hopefully we've got enough brain cells left to decide if our music is really worth somet...
WILL CHAMPION Someone. Everyone. Anyone. No-one. One. One can't be everyone, but there isn't more than one everyon...
WILL ADVISE Strangers are just friends I haven't met yet.
WILL ROGERS I need to try and get away from that brat role, or people are going to think I'm a natural brat.
WILL POULTER Having no applicable skills, in any possible area whatsoever, effectively makes me the master of red...
WILL ADVISE I flow like a butter in the nailed pan I stole. I also kept the nail, to polish and use as a means o...
WILL ADVISE In the early days of the Indian Territory, there were no such things as birth certificates. You bein...
WILL ROGERS Believe in something for another world, but don't be too set on what it is, and then you won't start...
WILL ROGERS The person with the best job in the country is the vice president. All he has to do is get up every ...
WILL ROGERS I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!
WILL ROGERS I tell you folks, all politics is applesauce.
WILL ROGERS No party is as bad as its leaders.
WILL ROGERS Politics is not worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space.
WILL ROGERS The more you read and observe about this politics thing, the more you've got to admit that each part...
WILL ROGERS The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
WILL ROGERS This country has gotten where it is in spite of politics, not by the aid of it. That we have carried...
WILL ROGERS The reason political party platforms are so long is that when you straddle anything it takes a long ...
WILL ROGERS If you ever injected truth into politics, you would have no politics.
WILL ROGERS Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and their politicians as jokes.
WILL ROGERS It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find out the next morning that it was s...
WILL ROGERS Ronald Reagan has held the two most demeaning jobs in the country; President of the United States an...
GEORGE WILL I used to do prank calls as these people and try to convince certain hoteliers that I was someone el...
WILL TUDOR All I know is what I read in the papers.
WILL ROGERS The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way clear to bless the ...
WILL ROGERS The gap between ideals and actualities, between dreams and achievements, the gap that can spur stron...
GEORGE WILL America is a great country, but you can't live in it for nothing.
WILL ROGERS The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best o...
WILL ROGERS We are given children to test us and make us more spiritual.
GEORGE WILL It is no longer enough to be lusty. One must be a sexual gourmet.
GEORGE WILL Live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
WILL ROGERS About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with an i...
WILL ROGERS America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to the select few.
WILL ROGERS Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us with both a House an...
WILL ROGERS There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you
WILL ROGERS There is no argument in the world that carries the hatred that a relioious belief does. The more lea...
WILL ROGERS Most of us spend too much time on the last twenty-four hours and too little on the last six thousand...
WILL DURANT A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people
WILL ROGERS There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
WILL ROGERS There is nothing so stupid as an educated man, if you get off the thing that he was educated in.
WILL ROGERS Education is the transmission of civilization.
WILL DURANT There is nothing as stupid as an educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
WILL ROGERS Education is a progressive discovery of our ignorance.
WILL DURANT Regard yourself as a small corporation of one. Take yourself off on team-building exercises (long wa...
WILL SELF Quinns always come at half price, about half the time, and half-naked, even during the colder half o...
WILL ADVISE If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
WILL ROGERS Throughout life people will make you mad, disrespect you and treat you bad. Let God deal with the th...
WILL SMITH There is nothing so stupid as an educated man, if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
WILL ROGERS I like to hear a man talk about himself because then I never hear anything, but good.
WILL ROGERS Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
WILL ROGERS