The Bonaparte has a thin, black bill. The Franklin has a dark red bill.

To me, Arnold was a pioneer in the spirit of Thomas Edison or Benjamin Franklin, while Tiger is a pioneer in the spirit of Bill Gates.

So do the Red Sox! Ted Williams, Carlton Fisk, and what about Bill Buckner?

You're not ethnic enough. You're not fat enough. You're not thin enough. You're not blond enough. You're not dark enough. You're not young enough. You're not old enough.

What is history but a fable agreed upon?

There is a yellow one that won't accept a black one, that won't accept a red one, that won't accept a white one.