The blades of the lawn will get purple.

Look out, Paddy Power, someone's just parked a tank on your lawn.

You'll end up with your arse between your shoulder blades (On morphine Suppositorys)

With Whitesnake it would have been inappropriate for me to have played Deep Purple songs, although I did at the beginning because I didn't have enough Whitesnake songs.

I mow my own lawn.

Six dollars is the most ridiculously outrageous price for a concert anywhere. If you don't take advantage of seeing them as a BYU student then you are a fool, you'll never find that price for this big-time band ever again.