The bitterest fruit tastes sweet when you share it with someone you love.

Never fight for a girl; while pounding each other, someone is already making plans to whisk her away.

There are no speed limits on the road to love; that is why some arrive instantly.

The distance between you and the door when you have had enough of your spouse is love.

Wooing a woman is like fishing; the quality of your catch is determined by the quality of your bait.

If he's not a wreck without you, you married the wrong man.