The Bible is not my book nor Christianity my profession. I could never give assent to the long, complicated statements of Christian dogma.

When I do good, I feel good. When I do bad, I feel bad. That's my religion.

Women are the only people I am afraid of who I never thought would hurt me

I can see how it might be possible for a man to look down upon the earth and be an atheist, but I cannot conceive how a man could look up into the heavens and say there is no God.

I know not how to aid you, save in the assurance of one of mature age, and much severe experience, that you can not fail, if you resolutely determine, that you will not.

No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar