The best throw with the dice is to throw them away.


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The best throw with the dice, is to throw them away
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The best throw of the dice is to throw them away.
ENGLISH PROVERB
There is but one good throw upon the dice, which is, to throw them away.
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desperate last throw of the dice.
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Don't throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water.
SWEDISH PROVERB
Don't throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water
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If we ever travel far in the universe to another planet with intelligent life, let's just make patte...
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Whenever you feel stupid, remember that there are people outside searching for Pokemon.
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