The best throw with the dice is to throw them away.
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The best throw with the dice, is to throw them away
PROVERB The best throw of the dice is to throw them away.
ENGLISH PROVERB There is but one good throw upon the dice, which is, to throw them away.
ANONYMOUS desperate last throw of the dice.
TONY BLAIR A throw of the dice will never abolish chance.
STEPHANE MALLARME All thoughts emit a throw of dice
STEPHANIE MALLARME The best advice is if you see what you think is a scam, just throw it away. Don't respond, don't do ...
BARRY ELLIOTT Appeal. In law, to put the dice into the box for another throw.
AMBROSE BIERCE I hit him with the best punches I could throw and he wouldn't go away.
ANDY CARR Never play with the Devil if you are afraid to shake the dice because you will never throw a six.
VIKRANT PARSAI To throw away an honest friend is, as it were, to throw your life away
SOPHOCLES One who doesn't throw the dice can never expect to score a six.
NAVJOT SINGH SIDHU To lead an uninstructed people to war is to throw them away
CONFUCIUS Who's going to see if they just throw them out the back door? These are living creatures, not throw-...
DAN MARTINELLI “Life is a fucking gamble, you should have rather the right dice to throw or the right cards to sh...
SMART GHOST Don't throw away the wheat with the chaff
PROVERB The best way to get great ideas is to get lots of ideas and throw the bad ones away.
CHARLES THOMPSON With improvisation, I just do it. It might be a total failure but then you just throw the dice again...
CHRISTIAN MARCLAY Throw away thy rod, throw away thy wrath; O my God, take the gentle path.
GEORGE HERBERT Liberty throw away the key.
VIVIENNE WESTWOOD I'm an athlete, so I can dress down with the best of them. I can throw on t-shirts and sweats wi...
DWYANE WADE It is impossible to throw away the stroking on our hair.
ÁGOTA KRISTóF I had no clue what it was about at first. She just told me if I could throw the dice and count I cou...
MARTHA BREWER love without fear, love without know if it's wrong or right, do the best you have, this is the harde...
RODOLFO OLVERA CASADOS We throw away real people searching for the "perfect" person the same way that we throw ourselves aw...
VIRONIKA TUGALEVA They used to throw this stuff away.
LEO ATKINSON If you want to live forever throw the clock away.
IPE MATHEW Throw away the doctrine of waiting for confirmation
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DOUG GRIFFIN It's important that if you throw away receipts and statements that you shred them.
SCOTT STANE Plan strategically and strike it once to win. You can achieve maximum dues with minimum dice if only...
ISRAELMORE AYIVOR Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out til too late that he's been playi...
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SHELLEY WINTERS When you've understood this scripture, throw it away. If you can't understand this scripture, throw ...
JACK KEROUAC Do not throw away unused napkins.
MATT MALDRE When did you throw yourselves away?
MASASHI KISHIMOTO Throw away the rule book and create your own.
SANDRA BELLAMY He got away with a couple of curveballs. He just spun it up there, didn't try to bury them. Hopefull...
MIKE HARGROVE Time to go run the calories away, do away with all the numbers stalking you, throw out the bad habit...
ALYSHA SPEER Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.
GROUCHO MARX Capitalism is using its money; we socialists throw it away.
FIDEL CASTRO Do not throw away your heart. Keep your heart. Your heart is all that matters ... Throw away your an...
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JENNIFER DOUDNA We just can't bring ourselves to throw it away.
GLENDA WHITSON Now they don't have to throw those cars away.
RALPH NASON The best way to catch my attention is to throw a Twinkie near my face.
PATRICK CARNEY They shocked us, we never expected them to throw this much. We anticipated them running the ball. We...
DAVID GLASS Throw away the servility of imitation, and rise to the manliness of originality.
CHARLES HADDON SPURGEON In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.
GROUCHO MARX Don't stick us in the closet and throw the key away.
GINNY DEGROFF For me, I put down the best suggestion I have and they throw it. They still have to execute the pitc...
A.J. PIERZYNSKI The way to get good ideas is to get lots of ideas and throw the bad ones away.
LINUS PAULING The way to get good ideas is to get lots of ideas, and throw the bad ones away
DR. LINUS PAULING You decided to throw Laci and Conner away, dispose of them like they were just a piece of garbage.
SHARON ROCHA I tried to throw it away, but it cut in,
ERIK BEDARD Before you throw it away, let Mighty Mendit save the day.
BILLY MAYS The great thing in life is efficiency. If you amount to anything in the world, your time is valuable...
ORISON SWETT MARDEN Rather than turning the page, it's much easier to just throw the book away.
ANTHONY LICCIONE Were I like thee, I'd throw away myself.
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE Disappointments pile up. Then you have to throw them out with the rest of the trash.
MARTY RUBIN Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out til too late that he's be...
TERRY PRATCHETT We all have this perfect little image of who we want to be, but it is unnecessary. Throw the image a...
ABHYSHEQ SHUKLA Spoiled is something you'd throw away; Spoil is something you retrieve after Warfare.
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VIVIENNE WESTWOOD Cam Newton, his best throw is better than anybody's best throw. I'm gonna say that right off...
JORDAN RODGERS With bundled machines you can throw away the hardware and keep the software, and it's still a good b...
ADAM OSBORNE They can't throw them away from the country like me, because they are many . They will change the po...
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TOM HANKS I'm going to memorize your name and throw my head away.
OSCAR LEVANT I'm going to memorize your name and throw my head away
OSCAR LEVANT I'll never throw away my blue jeans.
SUSAN FORD Although it raine, throw not away thy watering pot.
GEORGE HERBERT You serve a greater cause. Your life is not yours to throw away (Magnus Bane)
CASSANDRA CLARE He's just a starting pitcher. He's got three pitches, and he can throw them all for strikes. With hi...
BRIAN MCCANN A government is not an old pair of socks that you throw away.
BORIS YELTSIN Guarding knowledge is not a good way to understand. Understanding means to throw away your knowledge...
THICH NHAT HANH My love is something valuable to me which I ought not to throw away without reflection.
SIGMUND FREUD We can choose to throw stones,to stumble on them,to climb over them,or to build with them.
WILLIAM ARTHUR WARD People love to throw grease down (the drain). Bacteria doesn't break down grease, so it turns hard a...
KATHERINE HEATH Children should be like waffles--you should be able to throw the first one away.
NANCY MITFORD Whatever separates you from the Truth, throw it away, it will vanish anyhow.
YUMUS EMRE Whatever separates you from the Truth, throw it away, it will vanish anyhow.
YUNUS EMRE Whatever separates you from the Truth, throw it away, it will vanish anyhow.-.
YUMUS EMRE Most of the gods throw dice but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's be...
TERRY PRATCHETT People don't throw your bags out of windows because of lies; they throw them out because of the ...
RUSSELL BRAND You can't eat the orange and throw the peel away - a man is not a piece of fruit.
ARTHUR MILLER With bundled machines you can throw away the hardware and keep the software, and it's still a go...
ADAM OSBORNE Baby, I ain't trash. Trash is something you throw away. My people keep me.
SHERRILYN KENYON To let friendship die away by negligence and silence is certainly not wise. It is voluntarily to thr...
SAMUEL JOHNSON We can throw stones, complain about them, stumble on them, climb over them, or build with them.
WILLIAM ARTHUR WARD We can throw stones, complain about them, stumble on them, climb over them, or build with them
WILLIAM ARTHUR WARD There are many things that we would throw away if we were not afraid that others might pick them up.
OSCAR WILDE There are many things that we would throw away, if we were not afraid that others might pick them up...
OSCAR WILDE You can even throw them in the washing machine.
YASMIN SEWELL [In that situation] I have to hit my spots and not throw it over the plate, ... If I just keep it do...
AKINORI OTSUKA [Python] was able to throw the pitches she needed to throw. We've been working with her on some thin...
JOHN WALSH In enterprise terms, an IT shop cannot just throw money at technology or business problems to make t...
JAMES TURNER Don't throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water.
SWEDISH PROVERB Don't throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water.
SWEDISH PROVERB Don't throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water
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