The best things in life are free- and $19.95.

One of the things that we hope to do with 'Pitchmen' is to give people an appreciation of what we do.

You know what, rip me off once, shame on me. But twice? I'm coming after you and taking back what's mine.

It's a funny business. I kind of compare it to baseball. I'm always looking for a home run.

Broken! Busted! Everybody has something to repair. Before buying new, let Mighty Putty fix it for you.

When I'm up against a wall, that's when Billy Mays performs best.