The best thing about being a cartoonist is to walk into a bar or someone's apartment and they don't know you, but they've taped one of your pieces up.

I'm a better editorial cartoonist by default because so many editorial cartoonists out there are so awful.

Conservative humor is frankly harder than liberal humor. You get points for just being liberal. You can get more points if you make fun of your own side sometimes.

Most people don't know how to tell stories.

The first step to stringing the boss up from a lamppost is saying the boss is a moron.

Up until 1995, I still had a day job that I hated. I was still personally involved in things in the 90s.