The best index to a person's character is (a) how he treats people who can't do him any good, and (b) how he treats people who can't fight back.

Maturity is: The ability to stick with a job until it's finished; The ability to do a job without being supervised; The ability to carry money without spending it; and The ability to bear an injustice without wanting to get even

In a letter to "Dear Abby" a reader complained that a gay couple was moving in across the street and wanted to know what he could do to improve the quality of the neighborhood. Her suggestion - 'You could move.'

If we could sell our experiences for what they cost us we'd be millionaires

If you want children to keep their feet on the ground, put some responsibility on their shoulders.

Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to "prove their love" like a moose needs a hat rack.