The best defense to inquiry was semi-coherent rants and accusations.
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We did what we wanted to do, and it's unfortunate their best player was out of the lineup. But I tho...
MATT MAJOR I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ...
KELLY JONES We played 32 minutes of very good defense. We attacked in the fourth quarter, and Arielle Powers pla...
DEB RATHBURN We remain of the view that the PO inquiry is policyholders' best hope for government compensation, a...
CHARLES THOMSON I knew Aaron was going to be tough. He's the best out here, the best I've seen. My horse is bigger a...
KYLE DEWAR Hold that thought. This sounds like the kind of conversation I’ll need pants for.” It
SAM SYKES Buy my book.
SAM SYKES While violence was almost certainly the solution, Lenk knew he needed to apply it selectively.
SAM SYKES
Sam,' the girl said. 'Sam.'
She was the past present and future. I wanted to answer , but I was...
MAGGIE STIEFVATER I thought he was the best big man out there on the floor tonight. Sam played very, very well.
BOB STRICKLER Sam Cox has had a great season and been unlucky to miss out because he was probably our best centre ...
RICHARD HILL We might have played our best game tonight. The defense made the plays, Sam pitched well and our hit...
EMILY MARTIN The difference at that point was really Sam McMahon. We weren't getting anything offensively, and he...
DAVID HENDERSON The defense tonight was the best it's been all year.
JAKE GOLDY They were fantabulous. They were able to distill the kernel of hundreds of thousands of comments int...
CHRIS WOOD
Wait —” Sam said. “Have you seen Isabel yet?”
My fingers still felt the shape of her. �...
MAGGIE STIEFVATER The government's case was coherent and made sense and was put in terms that the jury should be able ...
PHILIP HILDER the real is coherent and probable because it is real, and not real because it is coherent...
MAURICE MERLEAU-PONTY ...the real is coherent and probable because it is real, not real because it is coherent...
MAURICE MERLEAU-PONTY Defense was definitely our best offense last night.
BRENDA ELLIS The defense was the story. This was the best our defense played all year. We went out and pretty muc...
BRIAN SEYMORE Sam is a solid player. I'm extremely impressed with her. And Allie is very smooth and can play some ...
JEFF TALBOTT For unknown reasons she pulled into the path of of a semi-tractor-trailer and was struck and it spun...
DOUG WALLACE That was some of the best defense we've played all season.
DEREK ERGLE
How should I know?" said Alice, surprised at her own courage. "It's no business of mine."
The Q...
LEWIS CARROLL Think what evil creeps liberals would be if their plans to enfeeble the individual, exhaust the econ...
P. J. O'ROURKE
My success rate is 100 percent. Do the math.
CHARLIE SHEEN
My conduct is bitchin’
CHARLIE SHEEN
Guilt has very quick ears to an accusation.
FIELDING
She racked her brain for words scathing enough to convey her opinion of their actions. When nothi...
DALLAS SCHULZE
I can't help the look of accusation in your eyes
LULLABY TO AN ANXIOUS CHILD
Never make a defence or apology before you be accused.
CHARLES I
When one person makes an accusation, check to be sure he himself is not the guilty one. Sometimes i...
PIERS ANTHONY
...As in all moral panics, an accusation is enough to destroy a person's life. Hysteria trumps evi...
CAROL TAVRIS Jacobson had his best game of the year and I was most encouraged by his defense.
GREG MASON Science at its best is an open-minded method of inquiry, not a belief system.
RUPERT SHELDRAKE
Thanks to Sam, I was immortal.
JODI MEADOWS 'Dirtiest Secret' is Dallas Sykes' story. And it is a stand-alone trilogy that readers c...
JULIE KENNER That's the best Sam has played this year. It was nice to see her step up and do that. She's been a l...
BILL IPSEN
I've worked with some of the best of them. Not just directors like Sam Peckinpah and David Lynch...
HARRY DEAN STANTON
Sam: I wonder if we'll ever be put into songs or tales. Frodo: [turns around] What? Sam: I wonder if...
J.R.R. TOLKIEN A coherent typeface is an essential part of a coherent branding strategy.
BRUNO MAAG This conversation was spontaneous. There certainly was no script. It was not even particularly coher...
DOUG CHRISTIE Inquiry is useless without creativity. Of course, inquiry is first useless without inquiry...
CANDICE CAIN Her inquiry prompted it and this was something we could do without the legislation.
JULIE BAKER Rosemary, his sister, was very similar to Sam. Introverted and quiet.
ELAINE TARR
Thirst was made for water; inquiry for truth
C.S. LEWIS I would love to have a photographic memory. It would come in handy with the rants I'm given on S...
JOHN C. MCGINLEY
Never look back unless you are planning to go that way
HENRY DAVID THOREAU We extended our half-court defense in the second half and I think it was the best half-court defense...
BRODIE FLAHERTY
The best defense is to change and adapt without losing values and morals.
DEBASISH MRIDHA We know who their best player was, frustrated him, and played good overall defense. As you can see, ...
LEONARD BUTLER Truth is the best defense.
WARD CHURCHILL Honesty is the best defense.
JIM GENOVESE Attack makes the best defense
DUTCH PROVERB He seemed to be unrepentant, and there was no remorse or even sometimes there was a hint of defiance...
ADNAN PACHACHI I told them if that was the truth, then an inquiry should be opened and the culprits brought to book...
LAURENT GBAGBO We had our best two days of practice of the year on Saturday and Monday. We knew the key to this gam...
DREW YOUNG
Sam: I wanted to answer, but I was broken.
MAGGIE STIEFVATER
There have been wild and unfounded accusations,
BENJAMIN NETANYAHU How good their defense was when they won the Super Bowl, any defense aspires to be that good. They c...
ERIK COLEMAN
Love never dies.
JAMES PATTERSON It would serve no meaningful purpose if we enter into a recriminatory debate, making accusations and...
ANTON BALASINGHAM
I’ve got magic. I’ve got poetry at my fingertips.
CHARLIE SHEEN
Don't judge me until you've walked a mile in my shoes, snorted a mile of my coke, drank a vial of my...
CHARLIE SHEEN
I’ve got tiger blood, man.
CHARLIE SHEEN
Touch my children and I will eat your hands off your arms.
CHARLIE SHEEN
I have one speed. I have one gear. Go.
CHARLIE SHEEN There was only one Sam Hodges.
BOB FISHER She broke Caroline Pickering's national record last week and Pickering was a semi-finalist at the Ma...
DENIS MILLER The best defense is no offense.
IVAN ELAND
To whisper insidious accusations in the ear of the mob.
VIRGIL It was wonderful to work with one image from the beginning of the collection to the end and make it ...
FRIDA GIANNINI We've had no team chemistry. I figured the best way to start creating it was on defense, to force th...
ASHLEY BERGGREN When we were driving, a semi was honking its horn at us.
DALTON SUMNER When two people are on the path of confrontation…an innocuous comment is taken as an accusation. A...
GIRDHAR JOSHI
Slanderous accusations are a humbling experience for you
SUNDAY ADELAJA A good district attorney can indict a ham sandwich if he wants to, and Mr. Earle understands that, ....
JOHN CARTER When it's the postseason, you have to come out with your best or you're not going to win. (Millbrook...
GREG NERO It's a semi-final and we want to win.
PAT HOWARD I think the governor and I had an appreciation for a more coherent and organized communications stru...
ERIC FEHRNSTROM
The definition of an extreme authoritarian is one who is willing blindly to assume that government a...
GLENN GREENWALD
Doubt is the incentive to truth and inquiry leads the way.
HOSEA BALLOU The first step must be, of course, an inquiry into the extent of our industrial sickness, and he det...
ALICE HAMILTON Sam likes to stay on or inside the baseline, take the ball early and move around. He's at his best w...
DWAYNE HULTQUIST Attack is the best form of defense.
PROVERB The best defense is a good offence
PROVERB Attack is the best form of defense
PROVERB The best defense is a confusing offense.
KIMBERLY PAULEY
It's my firm conviction that when Uncle Sam calls, by God we go, and we do the best that we can.
R. LEE ERMEY Another inquiry isn't going to do anything.
DAVID CUMMING We took a national perspective, not a regional perspective, ... We proposed what was best for the na...
MICHAEL WYNNE
If Stephen King was a killer, he will be the best killer ever existed, check out his novels, check o...
DEYTH BANGER Was that semi-colon some kind of flirty wink or just bad punctuation?
AZADEH AALAI
He drew a deep breath. 'Well, I'm back,' he said.
J.R.R. TOLKIEN
It was, he felt, a persistent flaw in his wife's otherwise practical and sensible character that she...
TERRY PRATCHETT It's nice to be through to another semi-final,
LLEYTON HEWITT The rules only applied to
people who couldn’t afford different rules.
CAMERON STRACHER Profit growth seems accessible and coherent with economic growth.
CHRISTOPHE DONAY
Sometimes, Defense is the best form of Offense...
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SAM SYKES Buy my book.
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SAM SYKES I had real big boobs, and I just got tired of knocking over stuff. Every time I eat, 'Oh, Lord...
WANDA SYKES Our whole objective was to have the FBI come in and lead an investigation. We will know the truth.
ALVIN SYKES The Unsolved Civil Rights Crime Act that is before the U.S. Senate and House of Representatives has ...
ALVIN SYKES The FBI originally thought he was one of the three.
ALVIN SYKES One of them was convicted just three months ago. In all, 18 were tried. Seven were convicted of Civi...
ALVIN SYKES At our request, we have asked the federal government to create a unit on unsolved Civil Rights murde...
ALVIN SYKES Already around the world, Philadelphia means something different than it did a month ago. You see it...
ALVIN SYKES Joyce Chiles made this a real investigation with real consequences.
ALVIN SYKES I did not know there were people you could go to for help.
ALVIN SYKES If it was good enough for Kennedy, and it was good enough for King, it was good enough for Emmett Ti...
ALVIN SYKES Like it was, wow, this woman has spent the equivalent of my lifetime pursuing this one thing.
ALVIN SYKES If you didn't have that genealogical information, you wouldn't have the first idea about those two b...
BRYAN SYKES We will select volunteers from those two branches,
BRYAN SYKES But generally this is the kind of name that, from experience, has one or very few founders.
BRYAN SYKES If it's a single family with one original founder, then most of them will have the same Y chromosome...
BRYAN SYKES There are several interesting questions such as was there one original 'father' Christmas or were th...
BRYAN SYKES By looking at the details of the DNA, it is possible to chart the flow of your ancestry from your ul...
BRYAN SYKES My worlds collide. When one things happens, it just starts a domino effect - everything else goes on...
WANDA SYKES I have problems with YouTube and things like that, when you catch it mid production. If I'm doin...
WANDA SYKES Some government workers are dedicated and work hard, but most of them are just waiting to retire.
WANDA SYKES If you feel like there's something out there that you're supposed to be doing, if you have a...
WANDA SYKES And then also I think it's harder for women because comedy is so opposite of being ladylike.
WANDA SYKES I noticed recently, in the last few shows I did, that I'm starting to get people - not a large g...
WANDA SYKES I watch Jay. I watch 'Letterman'. I flip back and forth between 'Conan' and 'Let...
WANDA SYKES If something stinks, I say it stinks. But I try to massage it a little and not be as cutting, come b...
WANDA SYKES I had lunch with a chess champion the other day. I knew he was a chess champion because it took him ...
ERIC SYKES Women and our right to choose were going to be challenged with Ashcroft around. When Bush appointed ...
WANDA SYKES Oral myths are closer to the genetic conclusions than the often ambiguous scientific evidence of arc...
BRYAN SYKES Holland-Dozier-Holland were able to package gospel in such a way that it was really camouflaged, ......
CHARLES SYKES I know it sounds like the party line, but I just love doing this show, ... Larry is just an odd man,...
WANDA SYKES Monster-in-Law, I'm not going to say anything bad about that girl. Everybody picks on her. And she d...
WANDA SYKES It's fun coming back home. The crowds have so much love and support for me. They're really smart cro...
WANDA SYKES Of course, my mother would love for me to work clean,
WANDA SYKES Eighty percent of the ladies from our database have attended our tour socials and met with our Russi...
DAN SYKES Even though you feel different and look different when you're pregnant, you're essentially still the...
MELANIE SYKES Even from its beginnings, this business was based on love. We help bridge cultural and language barr...
DAN SYKES I got the job by walking into the director's office, ... I saw this guy behind a desk and said, 'Whe...
WANDA SYKES I'll never forget the first time my family came to see me do stand-up, ... It was an awful bombing. ...
WANDA SYKES We have to get out there and touch the people and let them know that you are thinking about them and...
WANDA SYKES There is a double standard out there. Comedy is a male business; it's not ladylike what we're doing....
WANDA SYKES Louis is so damn talented,
WANDA SYKES It's not until you develop your own voice, your own persona onstage that you become your own com...
WANDA SYKES Holland-Dozier-Holland were able to package gospel in such a way that it was really camouflaged. The...
CHARLES SYKES It pushed the sound up to the edge and caused a little bit of a strain. That was part of the (H-D-H)...
CHARLES SYKES But sometimes the women writers will pitch something and I'll hear it, but the men will keep tal...
WANDA SYKES All these old guys, they were exactly the same on stage as off, and they couldn't help being comedia...
ERIC SYKES No, wait, here's a good bit.
ERIC SYKES There's no family allowance on the first child, you know.
ERIC SYKES It's a very sad day. I've always admired him. Everything he did had a very evocative ring, of someth...
ERIC SYKES I have a sidekick, Keith Robinson, who's very funny. I've known Keith for over 20 years; he&...
WANDA SYKES Anastasia is a proud member of the American Society of Travel Agents and the Central and Eastern Eur...
DAN SYKES I'm a stand-up comic. I'm always doing dates; it's just that, if I'm working on a pr...
WANDA SYKES The government shouldn't be involved in this because it's very simple. If you don't beli...
WANDA SYKES You know you've checked into Heartbreak Hotel for real when you feel less desirable than uncooked fi...
PLUM SYKES If I sing along a little fucking louder to a happy song I'll be alright.
OLI SYKES I'm glad there were no fatal technical flaws, and that they were able to find the money after all. B...
MARK SYKES However, in this city (San Francisco) that prides itself in being so progressive, it feels like we n...
CRYSTAL SYKES It's really unfortunate at a time when we should come together, something as simple as this.
LARRY SYKES It comes down to a point in time where you put aside your differences and thoughts and do what's rig...
LARRY SYKES What makes us different from consulting-type operations is that we are all manufacturing people. The...
LARRY SYKES We played hard, but we didn't play smart.
JEFF SYKES We replaced seven starters from last year, so we thought at the beginning of the season we might be ...
JEFF SYKES Three-quarters of our offense was on the bench, and those guys just dug in hard and they played from...
JEFF SYKES We don't have anything to do with it.
JEFF SYKES
Be nice to nerds. You may end up working for them. We all could.
CHARLES J. SYKES
The Court's legitimacy arises from the source of its authority - which is, of course, the Consti...
DIANE S. SYKES
We do not need a heavy theoretical thumb on the scales. What's important is how the traditional ...
DIANE S. SYKES
Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jo...
CHARLES J. SYKES My heart only beats for you but you never listen it
SAM You want to be happy? you should first learn how to let it go
SAM Have we all become so desperate to share everything that we've stopped enjoying our lives?
LUCY SYKES, JO PIAZZA
Atoms consist of a positive nucleus and negative electrons flying around outside it. Electrons close...
SAM KEAN
Swim upstream. Go the other way. Ignore the conventional wisdom.
SAM WALTON
Because we're able to adjust for compatibility - and what that means is we've already normal...
SAM YAGAN
A leader is someone who helps improve the lives of other people or improve the system they live unde...
SAM HOUSTON
Deep summer is when laziness finds respectability.
SAM KEEN
We come to love not by finding a perfect person but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly...
SAM KEEN
It's a good thing that when God created the rainbow he didn't consult a decorator or he woul...
SAM LEVENSON
You'll never get mixed up if you simply tell the truth. Then you don't have to remember what...
SAM RAYBURN
The real actor has a direct line to the collective heart.
SAM RAYBURN
I like power and I like to use it.
SAM RAYBURN
Too many critics mistake the deliberations of the Congress for its decisions.
SAM RAYBURN
If you want to get along, go along.
SAM RAYBURN
When you get too big a majority, you're immediately in trouble.'
SAM RAYBURN
Do not wait for extraordinary circumstances to do good action; try to use ordinary situations.
SAM RAYBURN
Son, always tell the truth. Then you'll never have to remember what you said the last time.
SAM RAYBURN
You cannot be a leader, and ask other people to follow you, unless you know how to follow, too.
SAM RAYBURN I've always been interested in the camera and the effects of it - that's what drew me to fil...
SAM RAIMI Any time anyone makes a comic book into a movie, in some way, I think they have to kill the comic bo...
SAM RAIMI Some movies to me are like vampires - they suck all of the energy out of me and I don't like tha...
SAM RAIMI R is for wussies if you're talking about blood and guts.
SAM RAIMI I've always worked with a team of actors and filmmakers ever since I was a kid in Michigan makin...
SAM RAIMI I think she said I should seek help. Something like that, but it was in much cruder terms. And that ...
SAM RAIMI My father told me to dress to reflect the respect you have for the people around you. I've never...
SAM RAIMI I've always heard people's criticisms twice as loudly as their praise.
SAM RAIMI Well it's always been an element of the horror film to show us the gross out. I mean that's ...
SAM RAIMI It's lovely being a producer. It's really a lot of fun and I can learn a lot.
SAM RAIMI As I began making my feature films, it was a great adventure. It was about constructing something I ...
SAM RAIMI I feel the horror audience is a great audience, and I would ideally make a movie that would give the...
SAM RAIMI I don't like movies about serial killers, necessarily; it's too real and unpleasant for me.
SAM RAIMI I don't like shows, I don't like to put on a show, I just really want to work intimately wit...
SAM RAIMI I think in every picture that I've ever made. Everything that I've done torments me. I reall...
SAM RAIMI I like a good mono track, it's right up front. I don't need all the surrounds telling me the...
SAM RAIMI I don't really approach stories to make them different from other stuff I've seen, I just tr...
SAM RAIMI I'm not certain, but I have a little gypsy blood in me. And my mother always told me that her gr...
SAM RAIMI You know, I put my little brother in the movies and he's still in the pictures. My mother makes ...
SAM RAIMI I realized what interested me as a student of film was one thing and the movies that I liked were an...
SAM RAIMI Every picture has been a learning opportunity for me.
SAM RAIMI That's what heroic stories do for us. They show us the way. They remind us of the good we are ca...
SAM RAIMI If a remake is not good, no one wants to see it and, again, it doesn't hurt the original.
SAM RAIMI I like something where I can really use my imagination and be an active participant in the construct...
SAM RAIMI When we read stories of heroes, we identify with them. We take the journey with them. We see how the...
SAM RAIMI I love cats. I've had cats as pets.
SAM RAIMI The Price Is Right can really get me going.
SAM PECKINPAH Yeah, Dundee was great. It was a great film. I fell in love with my Mexican wife on Dundee.
SAM PECKINPAH Why should I give you an interview? All you journalists are plagiarists.
SAM PECKINPAH Oh, I find it very easy to fall in love.
SAM PECKINPAH The end of a picture is always an end of a life.
SAM PECKINPAH Cornwall has lots of folk and Celtic music and has that kind of surfer vibe as well. That was my kin...
SAM PALLADIO My family runs a little art gallery back in Cornwall, so flashy cars and things like that have never...
SAM PALLADIO As a musician myself, it annoys the hell out of me to watch an actor trying to play a guitar out of ...
SAM PALLADIO I am a self-taught guitarist. I just try to piece together passages that have some melodic value!
SAM PALLADIO If you break up with a girlfriend or a boyfriend, you're in this vulnerable state where you'...
SAM PALLADIO Every actor wants more offers, but I get enough and I do like to be busy.
SAM NEILL 'Dexter' I'm very fond of. I got addicted to that.
SAM NEILL I can never really remember what I look like. I'm just sort of neutral. I don't think I'...
SAM NEILL I'm not big on Champagne, but I'd take along a bottle of Cristal to pop for when the boat co...
SAM NEILL I go by the role pretty much. And I think the only genre I haven't gotten to do but I'd love...
SAM NEILL As much as possible, I try to encourage people to use stunt men because that is really their job.
SAM NEILL When I left university I was working for a documentary film company for six or seven years to the gr...
SAM NEILL I understand acting and I understand actors. I don't really understand the world of celebrity. T...
SAM NEILL If you want to learn about America, watch 'The Wire.' It's a profound piece of entertain...
SAM NEILL I think you need brains to do any Shakespeare with any authority. I could do Shakespeare, but not wi...
SAM NEILL When I started in films, it never really occurred to me that I could make a career out of acting.
SAM NEILL Try and fit in in a New Zealand playground with an Armagh accent - it doesn't work.
SAM NEILL People turn into fools when they see a movie star and do weird things.
SAM NEILL I enjoy some physical stuff. But if I had a choice between playing a scene where it's raining, i...
SAM NEILL I hate to say it, but there seems to have been some sort of dumbing down as far as movies go.
SAM NEILL I've worked all my life to shed myself of any character.
SAM NEILL I can tell you where I was when Kennedy was shot - which was in the common room at school. I heard a...
SAM NEILL No intelligent man wears a moustache voluntarily - you can write that down.
SAM NEILL Actors get pigeonholed very quickly, particularly movie actors. In the theater, one is more used to ...
SAM MENDES It's a risk casting anyone against type or what they're known to do. But there's one thi...
SAM MENDES For me, certain shots or scenes are keys in the movie.
SAM MENDES One of the reasons I loved working with Tom is people feel they know who he is... I think working wi...
SAM MENDES I've made movies that cost less than one car chase.
SAM MENDES Now I'm back home, living in London, running my theater. I just want to enjoy all that.
SAM MENDES Thank God I don't live in Los Angeles. I think if you're there the whole time it just gets o...
SAM MENDES I think with Blair Witch and The Sixth Sense, people are much more open to something that is differe...
SAM MENDES You think about taking audiences on a journey.
SAM MENDES If you lived through the shooting of Jaws, you can live through anything.
SAM MENDES I deliberately, in a way, went for something that was a huge challenge and was a big period film. I ...
SAM MENDES One movie is only one movie. I want to have a lifetime of making films.
SAM MENDES All I know is that I operate by going out to each of them and trying to learn the territory in which...
SAM MENDES Shooting action is very, very meticulous, it's increments, tiny little pieces.
SAM MENDES The movies that influenced me were movies that told their stories through pictures more than words.
SAM MENDES You freeze with the number of opportunities given to you and just decide to do nothing at all.
SAM MENDES I want to try and work in different genres with different types of actors, on small movies and big m...
SAM MENDES There's good and bad in everybody. I wasn't looking for the good, or looking for the bad. Th...
SAM MENDES The characters are trapped within the lifestyle. It's about what goes on before the movie starts...
SAM MENDES You've got to work. You've got to want an audience to sit forward in their chairs sometimes,...
SAM MENDES I'm certainly getting a lot more mail... that's basically it.
SAM MENDES The perceived wisdom is that people do not go in large numbers to black-and-white movies anymore - w...
SAM MENDES I don't think good and evil are polarized.
SAM MENDES I think movies are a director's medium in the end. Theater is the actor's medium. Theater is...
SAM MENDES It took me a long time to film the plastic bag, and then I had to get the cut of the scene right. Bu...
SAM MENDES I want to inspire, and be inspired.
SAM MENDES
Any kid who has two parents who are interested in him and has a houseful of books isn't poor.
SAM LEVENSON
I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?
SAM LEVENSON
Our parents set the moral tone of the family. They expected more of some of us and less of others, b...
SAM LEVENSON
The difference between keeping things clean and keeping kids clean was that things just sat still an...
SAM LEVENSON
When I was a boy I used to do what my father wanted. Now I have to do what my boy wants. My problem ...
SAM LEVENSON
You must pay for your sins. If you have already paid, please ignore this notice.
SAM LEVENSON
One of the virtues of being very young is that you don't let the facts get in the way of your im...
SAM LEVENSON
Any beast can cry over the misfortunes of its own child. It takes a mensch to weep for others' c...
SAM LEVENSON
It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say the opposite.
SAM LEVENSON
We should not permit prayer to be taken out of the schools; that's the only way most of us got t...
SAM LEVENSON
I'm going to stop putting things off, starting tomorrow!
SAM LEVENSON
Just try to be happy. Unhappiness starts with wanting to be happier.
SAM LEVENSON
Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it.
SAM LEVENSON
If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her l...
SAM LEVENSON
You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to make them all...
SAM LEVENSON
I'm so tired of men who are afraid to hurt women's feelings.
SAM KINISON
I guess they're tough jokes. But there's lots of things you either laugh or cry at. And you ...
SAM KINISON
I've never been against women. That anti-feminist rap is bogus. I think men should be nice to wo...
SAM KINISON
I don't deny my life-style is occasionally pretty wild.
SAM KINISON
Everything can be satirized.
SAM KINISON
I got divorced, which was not a good thing for a revivalist minister. It did not go down well. I'...
SAM KINISON
I'm attracted to heartbreakers.
SAM KINISON
It was like going to church, except Ozzy Osbourne was there.
SAM KINISON
Folks, I've been straight for seventeen days... Not all in a row.
SAM KINISON
If I get married again, I want a guy there with a drum to do rimshots during the vows.
SAM KINISON
I guess my main influences are Jesus, rock 'n' roll and ex-wives. In that order.
SAM KINISON
AIDS is a horrible disease, and the people who catch it deserve compassion.
SAM KINISON
Real comedy doesn't just make people laugh and think, but makes them laugh and change.
SAM KINISON
Obviously I'm not a role model for impressionable youth.
SAM KINISON
I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
SAM KINISON