The best couples share the load, divide the grief, and add to the peace, thereby multiplying joy.

The distance between you and the door when you have had enough of your spouse is love.

There are no speed limits on the road to love; that is why some arrive instantly.

Wooing a woman is like fishing; the quality of your catch is determined by the quality of your bait.

If a woman laughs when you hurt her, you ought to cry, for you have lost her; if she cries, you may laugh, for you have a worthy soulmate.

There are many fish in the sea, but never let a good one swim away.