The ball sack is supposed to be wrinkly; they’re not bloody worry lines! I can’t believe there’s a machine that fixes this. I don’t even own an iron. Balls don’t need ironing! They’re like a shellsuit, they’re meant to be crease-looking. And anyway, I’ve sat on them most of the time, so they’d only get creased again. As for getting your arse bleached, I don’t know what to make out that. I couldn’t tell you what mine looks like. If you showed five photos of various anuses, I couldn’t pick mine out from a line-up. I never understood why barbers used to show me the back of my head in a mirror after a quick trim, so I certainly wouldn’t worry about the colour of my anus. I’d say if you’re worrying about the colour of your anus, things must be good, as you can’t have proper worries in your life.


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I don't know what my label is. I just think of myself as a plain forward. I like to think I have...
KARL MALONE
Marijuana is not tested for, and yet that is the big thing guys are getting in trouble with in the l...
KARL MALONE
I never felt I had the kind of relationship with Magic that I could just pick up the phone and call ...
KARL MALONE
You have injuries that bother you when you're not playing. When that horn blows, you don't f...
KARL MALONE
Everything I've been through, everything I'm about to go through in my career and my life, i...
KARL MALONE
You work for whatever you get in life.
KARL MALONE
Misery loves company. This is a Hollywood soap opera, and I'm not going to be a star in another ...
KARL MALONE
For me to be here tonight, everything had to be perfect. I had to get drafted by Utah, had to play w...
KARL MALONE
They changed the floor back to old school. They changed the uniform back to old school. Somebody tel...
KARL MALONE
I'll make the right decision, whichever one it is. I have to be 100 percent, not 95 or 99.
KARL MALONE
I have my life on a track that I want it on, and I don't want to get off.
KARL MALONE
Somebody tell the damn players to start playing like old school.
KARL MALONE
Sometimes, you follow your dreams. I say to the young people, 'If you have a dream, chase it....
KARL MALONE
My father was a milkman. So, I delivered milk.
KARL MALDEN
I'm a workaholic. I love every movie I've been in, even the bad ones, every TV series, every...
KARL MALDEN
Workers, comrades, and you, women of the people, let not this festival of May, the second during the...
KARL LIEBKNECHT
To the socialist no nation is free whose national existence is based upon the enslavement of another...
KARL LIEBKNECHT
This republic represents the greatest basis for that universal socialist order, the creation of whic...
KARL LIEBKNECHT
Just as invasion is the true and tried weapon in the hands of capital against the class struggle, so...
KARL LIEBKNECHT
International socialism recognizes the right of free independent nations, with equal rights.
KARL LIEBKNECHT
In the present imperialistic milieu there can be no wars of national self-defense.
KARL LIEBKNECHT
Yes, Socialists should defend their country in great historical crises.
KARL LIEBKNECHT
The failure of the Russian Socialist Republic will be the defeat of the proletariat of the whole wor...
KARL LIEBKNECHT
Long live the liberation of the workers off all countries from the infernal chasm of war, exploitati...
KARL LIEBKNECHT
Through this experience we have been warned - learn everything, don't forget anything!
KARL LIEBKNECHT
The new Germany has the unquestionable right to hold its tongue between its teeth.
KARL LIEBKNECHT
Passive fatalism can never be the role of a revolutionary party, like the Social Democracy.
KARL LIEBKNECHT
Incendiary capitalism is carrying its out evil works more dangerously than ever, and is doing so in ...
KARL LIEBKNECHT
Class struggle: external peace, international solidarity, peace among peoples. This is the sacred sl...
KARL LIEBKNECHT
The Russian revolution was to an unprecedented degree the cause of the proletariat of the whole worl...
KARL LIEBKNECHT
Consider well this fact: As long as the German people does not arise and use force directed by its o...
KARL LIEBKNECHT
The basic law of capitalism is you or I, not both you and I.
KARL LIEBKNECHT
In capitalist history, invasion and class struggle are not opposites, as the official legend would h...
KARL LIEBKNECHT
For capitalism, war and peace are business and nothing but business.
KARL LIEBKNECHT
Imperialism is not the creation of any one or any one group of states.
KARL LIEBKNECHT
But Socialism, alone, can bring self-determination of their peoples.
KARL LIEBKNECHT
The aim of my life is the overthrow of monarchy.
KARL LIEBKNECHT
Capitalism is war; socialism is peace.
KARL LIEBKNECHT