The bad news is that yesterday sucked. The good news is that yesterday is gone. Today's a new day. Own it! Shape it! Live it!

There's good news and slightly less good news.

Bad news travels at the speed of light; good news travels like molasses.

BREAKING NEWS: You're awesome and designed for success; live this day accordingly!

Well-reported news is a public good; bad news is bad for everyone.

The good news is that I've already outlived two Brontes, Keats, and Stephen Crane. The bad news is that I haven't written anything.