The average man's judgment is so poor, he runs a risk every time he uses it.

When a man is trying to sell you something, don't imagine that he is polite all the time.

For every quarrel a man and wife have before others, they have a hundred when alone.

Every time someone uses a bathroom and they flush, all the bacteria is shot into the air.

He was the average guy. Maurice, I think, reflected every man.

Half the time men think they are talking business, they are wasting time.