The average child is an almost non-existent myth. To be normal one must be peculiar in some way or another.

The tragedy of life is not that man loses but that he almost wins.

The most prolific period of pessimism comes at twenty-one, or thereabouts, when the first attempt is made to translate dreams into reality

The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike

Repartee is what you wish you'd said

The most casual examination will reveal the fact that all the jokes about the horrible results of masculine cooking and sewing are written by men. It is all part of a great scheme of sex propaganda.