The attendance thing has been the roughest thing.


Bruce Sevy

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Before you give up hope, turn back and read the attacks that were made on Lincoln.
BRUCE BARTON
The liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them.
LENNY BRUCE
In the Halls of Justice, the only justice is in the halls.
LENNY BRUCE
The ablest men in all walks of modern life are men of faith. Most of them have much more faith than ...
BRUCE BARTON
We pay just as dearly for our triumphs as we do for our defeats. Go ahead and fail. But fail with wi...
BRUCE BARTON
A lot of people say to me, Why did you kill Christ? I dunno... it was one of those parties, got out ...
LENNY BRUCE
In every pang that rends the heart the Man of Sorrows has a part.
MICHAEL BRUCE
When you're through changing, you're through.
BRUCE BARTON
If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric...
LENNY BRUCE
Nothing splendid has ever been achieved except by those who dared believe that something inside them...
BRUCE BARTON
The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity -- an overwhelming faith in the...
BRUCE BARTON
Advertising is the very essence of democracy.
BRUCE BARTON
Such is an actor's life. We must ride the waves of every film, barfing occasionally, yet maintain ou...
BRUCE CAMPBELL
Take things as they are. Punch when you have to punch. Kick when you have to kick.
BRUCE LEE
Communism is like one big phone company.
LENNY BRUCE
For good or ill, your conversation is your advertisement. Every time you open your mouth you let men...
BRUCE BURTON
Today's comedian has a cross to bear that he built himself. A comedian of the older generation did a...
LENNY BRUCE
The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can
LENNY BRUCE
America has the longest prison sentences in the West, yet the only condition long sentences demonstr...
BRUCE JACKSON
Too many children in foster care are falling through cracks. . . . Be a hero -- take the time learn ...
BRUCE WILLIS
Conceit is God's gift to little men
BRUCE BARTON
In every pang that rends the heart The Man of Sorrows had a part.
MICHAEL BRUCE
Now a Jew, in the dictionary, is one who is descended from the ancient tribes of Judea, or one who i...
LENNY BRUCE