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AARON SANTOS To have a philosophical view on what time is, we would have to go outside the box and look at the bi...
GARY F EVANS... The real thing that keeps men and women apart, is fear. Women blame men and men blame women, but the...
C. JOYBELL C. We still should have enough time to reach Rome.”
Hazel scowled. “When you say should hav...
RICK RIORDAN This is Buford,” Leo announced.
“You name your furniture?” Frank asked.
RICK RIORDAN He’d learned years ago it was better not to dwell too much on who was related to whom on the godly...
RICK RIORDAN Did someone just call me the wine dude?” he asked in a lazy drawl. “It’s Bacchus, pleas...
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J.R.R. TOLKIEN She had about her a strong smell of hair-spray and her lunch-time whisky.
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RENEE AHDIEH Cease with the displays of false modesty. The entire palace knows about it."
A feeling of warmt...
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RENEE AHDIEH Where were you?" Shahrzad tried to control the tremor in her voice.
"Not where I should have b...
RENEE AHDIEH As always. As ever. As a rose to the sun.
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LARRY KELLNER The true reader is the one, who will carry the book nearly everywhere he goes, eager to finish it, b...
RAYMOND SANT England has two books, one which she has made and one which has made her: Shakespeare and the Bible.
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JUSTIN ALBERT PECOT III The warm sound of her laughter stole through Khalid's skin, heating the coldest reaches of his soul.
RENEE AHDIEH Much sweat, much pay - Less sweat, less pay.
OSCAR AULIQ-ICE We roughly have death rates that are about 150 percent higher in the United States for 15- to 19-yea...
LLOYD KOLBE Yay!” Tyson went around the couches and gave everyone a big hug—even Octavian, who didn't look t...
RICK RIORDAN Hazel!” he yelled. “That box! Open it!”
She hesitated, then saw the box he meant. Te labe...
RICK RIORDAN If not for the horses, Piper would've died.
RICK RIORDAN Pluto's pauldrons,” Reyna cursed.
RICK RIORDAN Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love as Einstein stated which is very t...
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“Probably,” Frank said.
“She�...
RICK RIORDAN What exactly did you find in Atlanta?”
Frank unzipped his backpack and started bringing out s...
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RICK RIORDAN No hot guy should be allowed to have an English accent and drive a motorcycle.
Not to mention w...
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ERNEST HEMINGWAY American consumers are enjoying the lowest long distance rates in history, and the lowest Internet r...
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His hair was grease...
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“Tempting,” ...
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GARY F EVANS... I love you." she whispered into the rough wool of his sweater.
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MONTY PYTHON I make mistakes. That's what I do. I
speak without thinking, I act without
knowing. I d...
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UFUOMA APOKI Mercy!" cried Gandalf. "If the giving of knowledge is to be the cure of your inquisitiveness, I shal...
J.R.R. TOLKIEN Someday I hope to write a book where the royalties will pay for the copies I give away.
CLARENCE DARROW When I see throughout this book, called the Bible, a history of the grossest vices and a collection ...
THOMAS PAINE Only the ship is made of books, its sails thousands of overlapping pages, and the sea it floats upon...
ERIN MORGENSTERN but for my own part, if a book is well written, I always find it too short.
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JOHN JAY CHAPMAN Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.
MARION BARRY The stars will go out before I forget you, Mark Blackthorn.
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C. JOYBELL C. Let go! Gollum,' he said. 'This is Sting. You have seen it before once upon a time. Let go, or you'l...
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GEORGE DAVIS In the end, crime doesn't pay.
LANE GARRISON As bright examples of great qualities are but too uncommon among Christians, so are they singular an...
JAMES FENIMORE COOPER Cinnamonrolls are good for harpies.' She [Ella] said.
RICK RIORDAN Aphros nodded, a glint of pride in his eyes. “We have trained all the famous mer-heroes! Name a fa...
RICK RIORDAN Anybody have any money?”
Frank checked his pockets. “Three denarii from Camp Jupiter. Five ...
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STEVEN MOFFAT He remembered the time he had hooked one of a pair of marlin. The male fish always let the female fi...
ERNEST HEMINGWAY Maybe the secret to happiness is simplicity.
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RENEE AHDIEH You are ridiculous, Khalid Ibn al-Rashid. I am just one girl. You are the Caliph of Khorasan, and yo...
RENEE AHDIEH I'm so glad you're here," Aphrodite said. "War is coming. Bloodshed is inevitable. So there's really...
RICK RIORDAN This is Annabeth,” Jason said. “Uh, normally she doesn't judo-flip people.
RICK RIORDAN I still don't understand what a sea god would be doing in Atlanta."
Leo snorted. "What's a wine...
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RICK RIORDAN Forget the chicken-nugget smoke screen. Percy wanted Leo to invent an anti-dream hat.
RICK RIORDAN Now is the only time we have, and the only time that we have any control over.
RICHARD CARLSON To my wonderful readers:
Sorry about that last cliff-hanger.
Well, no, not really. HAHA...
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CATHY SCHOEN The interest rates are at its lowest point now because of the economic turmoil. People in the market...
ZENG HAN JUN It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool.
STEVEN MOFFAT Life can be long or short, it all depends on how you choose to live it. it's like forever, always ch...
SARAH DESSEN I aimed at the public's heart, and by accident I hit it in the stomach.
UPTON SINCLAIR Don't belive what others tell you. You belive in what you belive; there is nothing better.
LYNDA HERNANDEZ The soul that is within me no man can degrade.
FREDERICK DOUGLAS I'm a meathead. I can't help it, man. You've got smart people and you've got dumb people.
KEANU REEVES Seek always for the answer within. Be not influenced by those around you, by their thoughts or their...
EILEEN CADDY If thou canst walk on water, thou art no better than a straw. If thou canst fly in the air, thou art...
ANSARI No more duty can be urged upon those who are entering the great theater of life than simple loyalty ...
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MARK TWAIN All say, How hard it is that we have to die -- a strange complaint to come from the mouths of people...
MARK TWAIN Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find...
MARK TWAIN Write without pay until somebody offers to pay you. If nobody offers within three years, sawing wood...
MARK TWAIN As to the adjective, when in doubt strike it out.
MARK TWAIN I am admonished in many ways that time is pushing me inexorably along. I am approaching the threshol...
MARK TWAIN Methuselah lived to be 969 years old . You boys and girls will see more in the next fifty years than...
MARK TWAIN The older we grow the greater becomes our wonder at how much ignorance one can contain without burst...
MARK TWAIN When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.
MARK TWAIN All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.
MARK TWAIN The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do wh...
MARK TWAIN To cease smoking is the easiest thing I ever did. I ought to know because I've done it a thousand ...
MARK TWAIN All workers, whether they are employed in the private or public sector, should avoid living 'pay...
MARK SKOUSEN Fear is an underrated emotion. And that's why I think it's very dangerous to try and cosset ...
MARK GATISS I have a very dear family and very dear friends. They're my rock. These are people who knew me f...
MARK RUFFALO There is no better way to quickly buoy hard-pressed homeowners than helping them take advantage of t...
MARK ZANDI I'm nutty bunny number two. I love me and I love you.
MARK MCKINNEY Too-easy credit and millions of bad loans made during the U.S. housing bubble paved the way for the ...
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