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The ad in the paper said 'Big Sale. Last Week.' Why advertise? I already missed it. They'...
YAKOV SMIRNOFF![]()
Time is a teacher which in the end it kills all it's students. (Synchronicity 2015 Film)
DEYTH BANGER This world is a joke, and I'm in it
OLIWAH GOUDEE I had a best friend once 20 years down the line a friendship that you just do not get now, i regarde...
GARY F EVANS... She was intimidating and all I could do was sit back on the couch as she paced back and forth, slowl...
IN THE MAKING![]()
It would be as if a print advertiser said 'Gee, The Wall Street Journal reaches all business people ...
DAN SAVAGE Last week I didn't throw the ball that well. I was up in the zone last week. It worked for me this w...
JOSH CRIBB![]()
Who you know only gets you in the door; what you know gets you the keys to the house.
GINA GREENLEE![]()
I've told you I don't live and die by the polls. Thus, I will refrain from pointing out that we're n...
, IN THE NEW REPUBLIC![]()
You never know how strong you are until being strong is your only choice.
BOB MARLEY In the beginning, there was nothing and from nothing came our species then behold the dawn of music....
GARY F EVANS... I just missed it. Coach just said forget it about it. I tried to treat it like it was just like any ...
BRENT CREWS![]()
You're full of contradictions, Ms. Wallace."
I looked up at him and arched a brow. "I'm a girl...
TAMMARA WEBBER![]()
Now is the only time we have, and the only time that we have any control over.
RICHARD CARLSON Pump gas and hydraulic cams are for minivans.........
WAYNE SMOTHERS Always Be Ready For Anything that Comes: Bananas, Chips, College, an Opportunity, so when it does yo...
DANIEL OJEDA![]()
We fall back into the past, we jump ahead into the future, and in this we lose our entire lives.
THICH NHAT HANH I feel good about everything right now. In the practice rounds this week I played really well. Even ...
CHARLEY HOFFMAN![]()
Plan the sale when you plan the ad.
LEO BURNETT I feel good about everything right now, ... In the practice rounds this week I played really well. E...
CHARLEY HOFFMAN If I find out that I missed a good sale, I just feel sick,
ANN HUGHES To be in a time of technological change and advancement is an awesome thought indeed as long as it i...
GARY F EVANS...![]()
I have always wished the present to resemble memory: because the present can be flat at times, and b...
LYDIA MILLET Last week we missed seven of the last twelve routines of the day between beam and floor. I know that...
DAN CONNELLY Make sure he's worth it. She had thought it so many times it had become a part of her. Like her tong...
COLLEEN MCCARTY![]()
Where did you get that? ... Is it on sale already?
RICKY GERVAIS I saw him last in Kentucky, at the Kentucky Derby. He's running a company down there, trying to turn...
PAUL CELLUCCI Everyday people all over the world take advantage of life, they abuse it and dice with it.Life is so...
GARY F EVANS... If you have a question, ask. How do you ask? Say it or write it
SOTONYE ANGA What happened in the past is just that, the past. Champion or not.
STEVE NASH I have Tourettes and Aspergers, but Tourrets and Aspergers don't have me. You know, I'm doin...
JAMES DURBIN![]()
No, of course not. But surely you know your affair couldn't go on forever."
"Forever has no mea...
ELLEN HOPKINS A perfectly decent fellow may be driven by circumstances to commit a crime and if he's found out he'...
W.SOMERSET MAUGHAM![]()
Let me repeat. I have not read all the work of this present generation of writing. I have not had ti...
WILLIAM FAULKNER![]()
I hate saying corny things like "traveling incognito." But when I'm with somebody that's corny, I al...
J.D. SALINGER “Love is not to be discovered but felt.It is brewing in air across universe.One needs only open ey...
ANUJ SOMANY![]()
I promise myself that I will enjoy every minute of the day that is given me to live.
THICH NHAT HANH![]()
You can't go back to how things were. How you thought they were. All you really have is...now.
JAY ASHER![]()
Life is a journey, not a destination.
RALPH WALDO EMERSON It is so torturous to be in the crowd not only because the voice there is usually loud, but also oft...
ANUJ SOMANY When you grow up there are things that you would love to do make your father proud is one and have f...
GARY F EVANS... It seems like all the best people have all the worst habits.
THOMAS WALLACE SCHERZER A person who lives truly in present time is dependent on oneself only not on sycophants’ people.
ANUJ SOMANY Tongues are a miraculous manifestations of being filled with the Holy Ghost.
PST ADELAJA SUNDAY![]()
The Buddha told him, "When we sit, we know we are sitting. When we walk, we know we are walking. Whe...
THICH NHAT HANH She plucked the blossoms from the bag and arranged them, one by one, in the water glass on her dress...
SARAH JIO![]()
Tomorrow is tomorrow.
Future cares have future cures,
And we must mind today.
SOPHOCLES![]()
To him, even the momentary was momentous.
G.K. CHESTERTON You can clutch the past so tightly to your chest that it leaves your arms too full to embrace the...
JAN GLIDEWELL I’m pretty sure there are some things in the dark that we’re not meant to see.
KARINA HALLE![]()
I know,” said November. He was pale and thin lipped. He helped October out of the wooden chair. �...
NEIL GAIMAN Is that your subtle way of saying you missed me last week?"
"I've missed my hot chocolate...
KASIE WEST Theres a reason why theyre not amateurs anymore.
ALEX HAMILTON Everything that happened last year stays in the past.
ASDRUBAL CABRERA We played Hayden last week and missed 13 free throws in the fourth quarter and still somehow won.
JACKY GADDIS There is no such thing as objectivity. We are all just interpreting signals from the universe and tr...
BONES THE DOCTOR IN THE PHOTO Art must be parochial in the beginning to be cosmopolitan in the end.
GEORGE A. MOORE![]()
Wrong?
So you are saying, I'm wrong okay then... It's not possible every time to be right, one ...
DEYTH BANGER![]()
As I make my way through, I feel okayness reaching through me.
The funny thing is that okayness...
MARKUS ZUSAK dont wait for next minute, next hour, next day, next week, next year, just do it if you want to do i...
ANON QUOTER I am quite sane, according to my three distinct personalities and my seven passive ones.
THE PAPER DOLL In the morning when I wake
And the sun is coming through,
Oh, you fill my lungs with sweet...
THE PAPER KITES![]()
The mother-in-law came round last week. It was absolutely pouring down. So I opened the door and I s...
LES DAWSON![]()
That’s what I liked about those nuns. You could tell, for one thing, that they never went anywhere...
J.D. SALINGER![]()
Now is the only time we have, and the only time we have any control over.
RICHARD CARLSON![]()
I'm thankful because all the hard work and sacrifices were worth it in the end.
WIZKID Last year, the third grade did a big paper-making project during the recycling unit. Williams Colleg...
JENNIFER SWOAP When the needs of one person are being met by the other, there is laughter.
YAKOV SMIRNOFF I fed my ego, but not my soul.
YAKOV SMIRNOFF I came to America to make it my home, and I did.
YAKOV SMIRNOFF After the Soviet Union collapsed, people thought I wasn't funny anymore.
YAKOV SMIRNOFF When you like something, you find time to do it.
YAKOV SMIRNOFF As Americans after 9/11, we're much more united, together as a nation, and we got stronger, bett...
YAKOV SMIRNOFF I believe that love and laughter can only happen when one person takes the time to think about what ...
YAKOV SMIRNOFF We have been learning since we were children how to make money, buy things, build things. The whole ...
YAKOV SMIRNOFF I believe that laughter is a language of God and that we can all live happily ever laughter.
YAKOV SMIRNOFF My father described this tall lady who stands in the middle of the New York harbor, holding high a t...
YAKOV SMIRNOFF I have American in-laws, and I care about the environment. We don't use disposable diapers, whic...
YAKOV SMIRNOFF Men and women are immigrants in each other's worlds.
YAKOV SMIRNOFF To my real estate agent, Chernobyl is a fixer-upper.
YAKOV SMIRNOFF Falling in love is a chemical reaction. But it wears off in a year. That's why you need a strong...
YAKOV SMIRNOFF The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks ...
YAKOV SMIRNOFF Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
YAKOV SMIRNOFF It's kind of bittersweet. The human spirit is not measured by the size of the act, but by the si...
YAKOV SMIRNOFF In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted of a KGB of...
YAKOV SMIRNOFF I believe there is a direct correlation between love and laughter.
YAKOV SMIRNOFF Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection.
YAKOV SMIRNOFF Falling in love is a chemical reaction. But it wears off in a year.
YAKOV SMIRNOFF Many people are surprised to hear that we have comedians in Russia, but they are there. They are dea...
YAKOV SMIRNOFF Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the o...
YAKOV SMIRNOFF I like American women. They do things sexually Russian girls never dream of doing - like showering.
YAKOV SMIRNOFF If love is the treasure, laughter is the key.
YAKOV SMIRNOFF We may have forgotten how to feel. Nobody is teaching us how to live happily ever after, as we'v...
YAKOV SMIRNOFF I was this non-threatening funny guy who contrasted the image of the Brezhnevs and the Reagans of th...
YAKOV SMIRNOFF In America you can always find a party. In Russia the party always finds you.
YAKOV SMIRNOFF In Russia, if a male athelete loses he becomes a female athelete.
YAKOV SMIRNOFF Comedians are always hitting the topical notes that are on everybody's minds.
YAKOV SMIRNOFF God is not impressed with what PRECEDES your name, but how you PROCEED in His Name."
BJ NELSON![]()
When Luke had descended into the River Styx, he would've had to focus on something important that wo...
RICK RIORDAN![]()
I went to the doctor last week. I said: 'Can I have some sleeping pills for the wife?' He sa...
LES DAWSON
YAKOV SMIRNOFF
Time is a teacher which in the end it kills all it's students. (Synchronicity 2015 Film) DEYTH BANGER This world is a joke, and I'm in it
OLIWAH GOUDEE I had a best friend once 20 years down the line a friendship that you just do not get now, i regarde...
GARY F EVANS... She was intimidating and all I could do was sit back on the couch as she paced back and forth, slowl...
IN THE MAKING
It would be as if a print advertiser said 'Gee, The Wall Street Journal reaches all business people ... DAN SAVAGE Last week I didn't throw the ball that well. I was up in the zone last week. It worked for me this w...
JOSH CRIBB
Who you know only gets you in the door; what you know gets you the keys to the house. GINA GREENLEE
I've told you I don't live and die by the polls. Thus, I will refrain from pointing out that we're n... , IN THE NEW REPUBLIC
You never know how strong you are until being strong is your only choice. BOB MARLEY In the beginning, there was nothing and from nothing came our species then behold the dawn of music....
GARY F EVANS... I just missed it. Coach just said forget it about it. I tried to treat it like it was just like any ...
BRENT CREWS
You're full of contradictions, Ms. Wallace." I looked up at him and arched a brow. "I'm a girl...
TAMMARA WEBBER
Now is the only time we have, and the only time that we have any control over. RICHARD CARLSON Pump gas and hydraulic cams are for minivans.........
WAYNE SMOTHERS Always Be Ready For Anything that Comes: Bananas, Chips, College, an Opportunity, so when it does yo...
DANIEL OJEDA
We fall back into the past, we jump ahead into the future, and in this we lose our entire lives. THICH NHAT HANH I feel good about everything right now. In the practice rounds this week I played really well. Even ...
CHARLEY HOFFMAN
Plan the sale when you plan the ad. LEO BURNETT I feel good about everything right now, ... In the practice rounds this week I played really well. E...
CHARLEY HOFFMAN If I find out that I missed a good sale, I just feel sick,
ANN HUGHES To be in a time of technological change and advancement is an awesome thought indeed as long as it i...
GARY F EVANS...
I have always wished the present to resemble memory: because the present can be flat at times, and b... LYDIA MILLET Last week we missed seven of the last twelve routines of the day between beam and floor. I know that...
DAN CONNELLY Make sure he's worth it. She had thought it so many times it had become a part of her. Like her tong...
COLLEEN MCCARTY
Where did you get that? ... Is it on sale already? RICKY GERVAIS I saw him last in Kentucky, at the Kentucky Derby. He's running a company down there, trying to turn...
PAUL CELLUCCI Everyday people all over the world take advantage of life, they abuse it and dice with it.Life is so...
GARY F EVANS... If you have a question, ask. How do you ask? Say it or write it
SOTONYE ANGA What happened in the past is just that, the past. Champion or not.
STEVE NASH I have Tourettes and Aspergers, but Tourrets and Aspergers don't have me. You know, I'm doin...
JAMES DURBIN
No, of course not. But surely you know your affair couldn't go on forever.""Forever has no mea...
ELLEN HOPKINS A perfectly decent fellow may be driven by circumstances to commit a crime and if he's found out he'...
W.SOMERSET MAUGHAM
Let me repeat. I have not read all the work of this present generation of writing. I have not had ti... WILLIAM FAULKNER
I hate saying corny things like "traveling incognito." But when I'm with somebody that's corny, I al... J.D. SALINGER “Love is not to be discovered but felt.It is brewing in air across universe.One needs only open ey...
ANUJ SOMANY
I promise myself that I will enjoy every minute of the day that is given me to live. THICH NHAT HANH
You can't go back to how things were. How you thought they were. All you really have is...now. JAY ASHER
Life is a journey, not a destination. RALPH WALDO EMERSON It is so torturous to be in the crowd not only because the voice there is usually loud, but also oft...
ANUJ SOMANY When you grow up there are things that you would love to do make your father proud is one and have f...
GARY F EVANS... It seems like all the best people have all the worst habits.
THOMAS WALLACE SCHERZER A person who lives truly in present time is dependent on oneself only not on sycophants’ people.
ANUJ SOMANY Tongues are a miraculous manifestations of being filled with the Holy Ghost.
PST ADELAJA SUNDAY
The Buddha told him, "When we sit, we know we are sitting. When we walk, we know we are walking. Whe... THICH NHAT HANH She plucked the blossoms from the bag and arranged them, one by one, in the water glass on her dress...
SARAH JIO
Tomorrow is tomorrow.Future cares have future cures,
And we must mind today.
SOPHOCLES
To him, even the momentary was momentous. G.K. CHESTERTON You can clutch the past so tightly to your chest that it leaves your arms too full to embrace the...
JAN GLIDEWELL I’m pretty sure there are some things in the dark that we’re not meant to see.
KARINA HALLE
I know,” said November. He was pale and thin lipped. He helped October out of the wooden chair. �... NEIL GAIMAN Is that your subtle way of saying you missed me last week?"
"I've missed my hot chocolate...
KASIE WEST Theres a reason why theyre not amateurs anymore.
ALEX HAMILTON Everything that happened last year stays in the past.
ASDRUBAL CABRERA We played Hayden last week and missed 13 free throws in the fourth quarter and still somehow won.
JACKY GADDIS There is no such thing as objectivity. We are all just interpreting signals from the universe and tr...
BONES THE DOCTOR IN THE PHOTO Art must be parochial in the beginning to be cosmopolitan in the end.
GEORGE A. MOORE
Wrong?So you are saying, I'm wrong okay then... It's not possible every time to be right, one ...
DEYTH BANGER
As I make my way through, I feel okayness reaching through me.The funny thing is that okayness...
MARKUS ZUSAK dont wait for next minute, next hour, next day, next week, next year, just do it if you want to do i...
ANON QUOTER I am quite sane, according to my three distinct personalities and my seven passive ones.
THE PAPER DOLL In the morning when I wake
And the sun is coming through,
Oh, you fill my lungs with sweet...
THE PAPER KITES
The mother-in-law came round last week. It was absolutely pouring down. So I opened the door and I s... LES DAWSON
That’s what I liked about those nuns. You could tell, for one thing, that they never went anywhere... J.D. SALINGER
Now is the only time we have, and the only time we have any control over. RICHARD CARLSON
I'm thankful because all the hard work and sacrifices were worth it in the end. WIZKID Last year, the third grade did a big paper-making project during the recycling unit. Williams Colleg...
JENNIFER SWOAP When the needs of one person are being met by the other, there is laughter.
YAKOV SMIRNOFF I fed my ego, but not my soul.
YAKOV SMIRNOFF I came to America to make it my home, and I did.
YAKOV SMIRNOFF After the Soviet Union collapsed, people thought I wasn't funny anymore.
YAKOV SMIRNOFF When you like something, you find time to do it.
YAKOV SMIRNOFF As Americans after 9/11, we're much more united, together as a nation, and we got stronger, bett...
YAKOV SMIRNOFF I believe that love and laughter can only happen when one person takes the time to think about what ...
YAKOV SMIRNOFF We have been learning since we were children how to make money, buy things, build things. The whole ...
YAKOV SMIRNOFF I believe that laughter is a language of God and that we can all live happily ever laughter.
YAKOV SMIRNOFF My father described this tall lady who stands in the middle of the New York harbor, holding high a t...
YAKOV SMIRNOFF I have American in-laws, and I care about the environment. We don't use disposable diapers, whic...
YAKOV SMIRNOFF Men and women are immigrants in each other's worlds.
YAKOV SMIRNOFF To my real estate agent, Chernobyl is a fixer-upper.
YAKOV SMIRNOFF Falling in love is a chemical reaction. But it wears off in a year. That's why you need a strong...
YAKOV SMIRNOFF The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks ...
YAKOV SMIRNOFF Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
YAKOV SMIRNOFF It's kind of bittersweet. The human spirit is not measured by the size of the act, but by the si...
YAKOV SMIRNOFF In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted of a KGB of...
YAKOV SMIRNOFF I believe there is a direct correlation between love and laughter.
YAKOV SMIRNOFF Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection.
YAKOV SMIRNOFF Falling in love is a chemical reaction. But it wears off in a year.
YAKOV SMIRNOFF Many people are surprised to hear that we have comedians in Russia, but they are there. They are dea...
YAKOV SMIRNOFF Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the o...
YAKOV SMIRNOFF I like American women. They do things sexually Russian girls never dream of doing - like showering.
YAKOV SMIRNOFF If love is the treasure, laughter is the key.
YAKOV SMIRNOFF We may have forgotten how to feel. Nobody is teaching us how to live happily ever after, as we'v...
YAKOV SMIRNOFF I was this non-threatening funny guy who contrasted the image of the Brezhnevs and the Reagans of th...
YAKOV SMIRNOFF In America you can always find a party. In Russia the party always finds you.
YAKOV SMIRNOFF In Russia, if a male athelete loses he becomes a female athelete.
YAKOV SMIRNOFF Comedians are always hitting the topical notes that are on everybody's minds.
YAKOV SMIRNOFF God is not impressed with what PRECEDES your name, but how you PROCEED in His Name."
BJ NELSON
When Luke had descended into the River Styx, he would've had to focus on something important that wo... RICK RIORDAN
I went to the doctor last week. I said: 'Can I have some sleeping pills for the wife?' He sa... LES DAWSON
