That's what we want. All the singles players are experienced and played all summer long. I think that's showing.


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A reporter discovers, in the course of many years of interviewing celebrities, that most actors are ...
PHYLLIS BATELLE
Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. What I don't...
PHYLLIS DILLER
We had 15 turnovers in the first half and a lot of those were unforced. We just didn't handle the ba...
PHYLLIS ARTHUR
Milton is a very good shooting team, so we'll have to play strong defense. They're very tall with pl...
PHYLLIS ARTHUR
It's been pretty good so far, but I'm not satisfied.
PHYLLIS ARTHUR
They want to close out their high school careers on a high note. I told them they didn't want to los...
PHYLLIS ARTHUR
Their maturity level is much higher than it was two years ago. They've been through the experience o...
PHYLLIS ARTHUR
We had a great practice on Wednesday and again on Thursday, so we came ready to play. Marietta is a ...
PHYLLIS ARTHUR
Tabitha is a laid-back kid and she's mostly a leader by example, but she's trying to be more of a vo...
PHYLLIS ARTHUR
We really stepped it up defensively in the third quarter. To give up only four points in a quarter a...
PHYLLIS ARTHUR
She's played at least one game in every position. She's played point guard, two-guard, both forward ...
PHYLLIS ARTHUR
I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard
PHYLLIS DILLER
There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto
PHYLLIS DILLER
The Bush Administration and Congress should fix the injustices caused by the feminist-enforced Title...
PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY
Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, ...
PHYLLIS DILLER
Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out
PHYLLIS DILLER
Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parent...
PHYLLIS DILLER
What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day
PHYLLIS DILLER
Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator
PHYLLIS DILLER
It's an ill will that blows when you leave the hairdresser
PHYLLIS DILLER
Keep at least one window pane clean to check the weather. Once when I didn’t do this I sent the ki...
PHYLLIS DILLER
If that's the best joke in the world, then I've never had a face-lift.
PHYLLIS DILLER
He was in the air most of the time ... on the air, in the air, one way or the other. It was his thin...
PHYLLIS DILLER
For Fang, getting out of bed in the morning is a career move
PHYLLIS DILLER
My photographs don't do me justice - they just look like me
PHYLLIS DILLER
Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up o...
PHYLLIS DILLER
Our dog died from licking our wedding picture
PHYLLIS DILLER
Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?
PHYLLIS DILLER
There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to l...
PHYLLIS DILLER
The judges' obsession with smut is astounding.
PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY
I asked the waiter, 'Is this milk fresh?' He said, 'Lady, three hours ago it was grass
PHYLLIS DILLER
His finest hour lasted a minute and a half
PHYLLIS DILLER
The secret of torture, like the secret of French cuisine, is that nothing is unthinkable.
PHYLLIS ROSE
She's always been the one to volunteer when others don't.
PHYLLIS JACKSON
The worst censors are those prohibiting criticism of the theory of evolution in the classroom.
PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY
The most censored speech in America today is not flag-burning, pornography, or the press.
PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY
You know you're old if your walker has an airbag
PHYLLIS DILLER
We are a work in progress with a lifetime contract.
PHYLLIS KOSS
You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type
PHYLLIS DILLER
It's very healthy for a young girl to be deterred from promiscuity by fear of contracting a painful,...
PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY
I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing
PHYLLIS DILLER