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That’s the attractive thing about war,” said Rosewater. “Absolutely everybody gets a little something.


Kurt Vonnegut

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BOB ELLIOTT Scum of the Earth as some may be in their daily lives, they can all be saints in emergencies.
KURT VONNEGUT I read a lot of short fiction, like Kurt Vonnegut and Raymond Carver and Wells Tower.
LORDE As Richard Pryor was to Eddie Murphy, that's what Kurt Vonnegut was to me.
CHRISTOPHER MOORE Be careful what you pretend to be because you are what you pretend to be. -Kurt Vonnegut.
KURT VONNEGUT Society is more concerned with material possessions than it is with the true love and compassion of ...
KURT VONNEGUT JR. The most radical, audacious thing to think is that there might be some point to working hard and thi...
KURT VONNEGUT Life happens too fast for you ever to think about it. If you could just persuade people of this, but...
KURT VONNEGUT The thing about my fridge is, it's a family fridge, so there's a little of something everybo...
MARTINA MCBRIDE A walk?" said Catharine.
"One foot in front of the other," said Newt, "through leaves, over bri...
KURT VONNEGUT JR. Tiek uzskatīts, ka pēc apkaušanas jāvalda kapa klusumam, un valda jau arī, tikai putni klaigā.
KURT VONNEGUT I really began to love to read while in high school, and my favorite authors were my heroes: J.D. Sa...
LOUIS SACHAR Any writer my age almost can't get away from being influenced by Kurt Vonnegut, partially becaus...
CHRIS CRUTCHER The great thing about social movements is everybody gets to be a part of them.
JIM WALLIS We have this habit of romanticizing the lives of writers. I remember when I was a kid, I was like, &...
JOHN GREEN bulletproof vest?” “War games tonight,” Hazel said. “That’s Hannibal.
RICK RIORDAN My theory is that Kurt had a lot of residual pain from his childhood. And when you pile that on top ...
CHARLES J. SHIELDS My favorite book is anything by Kurt Vonnegut - he's my literary hero. I got to meet him several...
STEVEN WRIGHT There is love enough in this world for everybody, if people will just look.
KURT VONNEGUT JR. 148She once said, "Just because you have talent doesn't mean you have to you have to do something wi...
NANETTE VONNEGUT What gets me most about these people, Daddy, isn't how ignorant they are, or how much they drink. It...
KURT VONNEGUT Almost every war ends, properly, with its veterans feeling deceived and pointless and gullible, with...
KURT VONNEGUT JR. That’s the thing about pain,” Augustus said, and then glanced back at me. “It demands to be fe...
JOHN GREEN The thing most people find attractive is truth and honesty. That’s what is going to win the hearts...
PAUL FRAZIER You can’t explain love” he said out loud. “That’s how it gets ruined.
SIMON VAN BOOY that little spark that gets everybody going.
MIKE ANDERSON In seventh grade, with some vague sense that I wanted to be a writer, I crouched in the junior high ...
JESS WALTER As soon as we mentioned it, everybody said, 'Yeah, absolutely,'
BARRY ANCELET If something is said about the Raiders, I'm ready to go to war.
JIM OTTO There's something about Vonnegut's deadpan irony that I really like. And I like Borges' ...
RUTH OZEKI The thing about war is that it has two sides, ... The first is the absolute horror of it. The other ...
MARTHA GELLHORN There is something to be said about a guy who is attractive and doesn't know it. I hate men who ...
KIELE SANCHEZ You said war should never be personal, but that’s all it’s ever been for me.
PATRICK NESS Kurt is the engine in that offense. He makes them go. We wanted to get to him. We wanted to get shot...
GRANT WISTROM What occurs to people when they read Kurt [Vonnegut] is that things are much more up for grabs than ...
MARK VONNEGUT That's a good thing about our team. Everybody picks it up when somebody lets down a little.
TROY YOUNG There is something attractive about taking risks.
SONNY MEHTA Everyone has someone in their family who has a drinking problem. I think that's inevitable. Everybod...
SHIRLEY KNIGHT Everybody gets excited seeing him throw,'' said Ward, the Steelers' Pro Bowl receiver.
TOMMY MADDOX Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth; oh nevermind; you will not
understand the power and ...
MARY SCHMICH I used to feel that if I say something's wrong, I have to say how it could be made right. But wh...
ETGAR KERET I'm not sure how good we would have been without Kurt behind the wheel. We got a little bit behind w...
ROY MCCAULEY The Kurt thing has burdened me so much.
COURTNEY LOVE Everybody has something they love to do. Do that thing.
MICHAEL IAN BLACK That’s the thing about change, it’s never the same
KRISTOPHER ADAM ORLOWSKI That’s the thing about life, he knew. There was always a but.
NICHOLAS SPARKS That’s the thing about living on the earth – we humans can make all sorts of decisions and plans...
HEIDI BARR You know, I'm not too sure what you just said. Now everybody gets a great deal.
LEE IACOCCA There's a little bit of something for everybody.
ALAN WELDING Kurt had a little time and he did a lot better scrambling away from the pressure than we thought he ...
ANTONIO PIERCE Revolutions are not made with rosewater
EDWARD G. BULWER-LYTTON That’s the only thing you can do with a mess. Start cleaning it up, a little at a time.
LISA WINGATE We have a little bit of something for everybody.
HELAYNE STILLINGS I want the people of New Jersey to jump off a cliff like Kurt Vonnegut so I can show them how to fly...
RICHIE SAMBORA If you take my stuff apart, you'll find my choruses of repetitions are picked up almost verbatim...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK The doctor said it's probably not something major. At least I can walk on it a little bit, so that's...
MICHEL OUELLET See, that’s the thing about L.A.— When you’ve mastered the art of feeling lonely in a room ful...
KRIS KIDD No,’ Nico said. ‘Getting a second life is one thing. Making it a better life, that’s the trick...
RICK RIORDAN I think where I differ a little bit, we absolutely have to think about the deficit looking down the ...
CHRISTINA ROMER Cause when a guy does something stupid once, well that’s because he’s a guy. But if he does the ...
DR. SEUSS I don't think of Kurt as 'Kurt Cobain from Nirvana'. I think of him as 'Kurt'. I...
DAVE GROHL That's the thing about this team. Everybody scores pretty equally, and everybody gets after it defen...
JOAKIM NOAH A lie to get out of something, or take an advantage for oneself, that’s one thing; but a lie to ma...
DIANA VREELAND A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.
OSCAR WILDE A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.
OSCAR WILDE Everybody gets a little dose of Shakespeare. He's the greatest playwright in the English language, b...
ALEX COX We're not a little, old town anymore. There's something for everybody.
BARBARA LEE The upside of web-based journalism is that everybody gets a chance. The downside is that everybody g...
AARON SORKIN Everyone can take a break, eat something familiar and find something to do, ... And I'd imagine that...
JAMES FARRELL It’s bad enough . . . when a country gets colonized, but when the people do as well! That’s the ...
TSITSI DANGAREMBGA That doesn't sound very attractive," laughed Anne. "I like people to have a little nonsense about th...
L.M. MONTGOMERY Bernard Vonnegut, named for his paternal grandfather, was born August 29, 1914. He was a serious-loo...
CHARLES J. SHIELDS So, in the interests of survival, they trained themselves to be agreeing machines instead of thinkin...
KURT VONNEGUT He said he didn’t think Lenore should go to the G.O.D.
"Nobody ever finds anybody in a place ...
DAVID FOSTER WALLACE That’s what I said,” said the cat.
NEIL GAIMAN The lady said at Wiggins they have absolutely nothing. We'd rather have you take it to Wiggins, ... ...
CHARLES LANG Hopefully we can get Kurt back this week, and get a little more depth there.
BARRY ALVAREZ He said that Second World War was a Sunday school picnic compared to what we're about to go through ...
EZRA HILL Everybody gets a little dose of Shakespeare. He's the greatest playwright in the English languag...
ALEX COX Well, the attractive thing about the subject of happiness is that it is notoriously difficult to wri...
EDWARD ST AUBYN We are all broken—that’s how the light gets in.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY There was a product which seemed attractive, expensive, portable, beautiful and simple. Everybody ta...
AMIT KALANTRI It was a typical preseason game, where everybody wants to get the thing (exhibitions) over with and ...
GREGG POPOVICH It was a typical preseason game, where everybody wants to get the thing (exhibitions) over with and ...
GREGG POPOVICH It makes bonds a little more attractive.
LEON MYBURGH Dakota took Kurt to see 'Napoleon Dynamite,' because she wouldn't stop talking about 'Napoleon Dynam...
DAKOTA FANNING New York is an extremely important market to us. It is the most attractive banking market in the who...
CHARLIE SCHARF One thing about living in a small town, I knew everybody and everybody knew me.
ANNA NICOLE SMITH Pac said Thug Life stood for 'The Hate U Give Little Infants Fucks Everybody'.
ANGIE THOMAS No one thinks the do-nothing solution is acceptable. Everybody said do something.
CLAY SMITH [Vin Diesel] is the best kisser in the world, better than anyone else I've ever had. The most attrac...
ASIA ARGENTO One thing about her," I said, "that often gets lost in all the scripts is that she can love uncondit...
REBECCA LEE He's really got a short fuse. And when he doesn't do well, he gets [angry]. It's something he'll lea...
TONY LA RUSSA She's living until the last second. Each time (she does something) she gets a little more hope.
DONNA LAJOIE Something about teaching is curiously attractive, actually. I don't know what it is.
HUGH GRANT I absolutely think that happiness is a choice. One of the most potent forces in human psychology is ...
NICHOLAS EVANS He just said that it was something he had to do. I think it was a pretty big surprise for everybody....
HERBERT WARREN There’s a crack (or cracks) in everyone…that’s how the light of God gets in.
ELIZABETH GILBERT A nice war is a war where everybody who is heroic is a hero, and everybody more or less is a hero in...
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KURT VONNEGUT Unusual travel suggestions are dancing lessons from God.
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KURT VONNEGUT Until you die .. it's all life.
KURT VONNEGUT Round and round we spin, with feet of lead and wings of tin.
KURT VONNEGUT We could have saved [the Earth] but we were too damned cheap.
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KURT VONNEGUT If I should ever die, God forbid, let this be my epitaph:
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FOR THE...
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KURT VONNEGUT All this happened, more or less.
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KURT VONNEGUT A saint is a person who behaves decently in a shockingly indecent society.
KURT VONNEGUT To practice any art, no matter how well or badly, is a way to make your soul grow. So do it.
KURT VONNEGUT In case you haven't noticed, as the result of a shamelessly rigged election in Florida, in which tho...
KURT VONNEGUT I wanted all things
To seem to make some sense,
So we could all be happy, yes,
Instea...
KURT VONNEGUT Here is a lesson in creative writing.

First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transve...
KURT VONNEGUT Do you realize that all great literature is all about what a bummer it is to be a human being? Isn't...
KURT VONNEGUT I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.
KURT VONNEGUT And I urge you to please notice when you are happy, and exclaim or murmur or think at some point, 'I...
KURT VONNEGUT Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly;
Man got to sit and wonder 'why, why, why?'
Tiger got t...
KURT VONNEGUT If somebody says 'I love you' to me, I feel as though I had a pistol pointed at my head. What can an...
KURT VONNEGUT All moments, past, present and future, always have existed, always will exist.
KURT VONNEGUT Live by the foma* that make you brave and kind and healthy and happy.

*Harmless untruths
KURT VONNEGUT profanity and obscenity entitle people who don't want unpleasant information to close their ears and...
KURT VONNEGUT Sometimes I think that's the trouble with the world: too many people in high places who are stone-co...
KURT VONNEGUT One might be led to suspect that there were all sorts of things going on in the Universe which he or...
KURT VONNEGUT The church, which squatted among the headstones like a wet mother dodo, had been at various times Pr...
KURT VONNEGUT This person has just arrived on this planet, knows nothing about it, has no standards by which to ju...
KURT VONNEGUT My advice to writers just starting out? Don't use semi-colons! They are transvestite hermaphrodites,...
KURT VONNEGUT People don't come to church for preachments, of course, but to daydream about God.
KURT VONNEGUT Vietnam was an exercise in mistaken idealism; Iraq in cynical money-making. And there's no optimism ...
KURT VONNEGUT I want to stand as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all the ki...
KURT VONNEGUT This is a beguiling book,
KURT VONNEGUT and I'm whistling as beautifully as I can.
KURT VONNEGUT Here is the solution to the American drug problem suggested a couple years back by the wife of our P...
KURT VONNEGUT The year was 2081, and everyone was finally equal.
KURT VONNEGUT The human beings also passed canteens, which guards would fill with water. When food came in, the hu...
KURT VONNEGUT What he meant, of course, was that there would always be wars, that they were as easy to stop as gla...
KURT VONNEGUT Well, I know," she said. "You'll pretend you were men instead of babies, and you'll be played in the...
KURT VONNEGUT I am a very bad scientist. I will do anything to make a human being feel better, even if it's unscie...
KURT VONNEGUT The troops and their ladies had first drunk champagne. There were also remains of sandwiches, and I ...
KURT VONNEGUT Americans... are forever searching for love in forms it never takes, in places it can never be. It m...
KURT VONNEGUT It is a very mixed blessing to be brought back from the dead.
KURT VONNEGUT I asked this heroic pet lover how it felt to have died for a schnauzer named Teddy. Salvador Biagian...
KURT VONNEGUT Swoopers write a story quickly, higgledy-piggledy, crinkum-crankum, any which way. Then they go over...
KURT VONNEGUT The bounties of space, of infinite outwardness, were three: empty heroics, low comedy, and pointless...
KURT VONNEGUT Don't worry about your father. He's a perfectly contented, self-sufficient zombie.
KURT VONNEGUT How nice -- to feel nothing, and still get full credit for being alive.
KURT VONNEGUT If you can do no good, at least do no harm.
KURT VONNEGUT Since Alice had never received any religious instruction, and since she had led a blameless life, sh...
KURT VONNEGUT There are no telegraphs on Tralfamadore. But you're right: each clump of symbols is a brief, urgent ...
KURT VONNEGUT Unfortunately, that still leaves plenty of Americans who don't read much or think much -- who will s...
KURT VONNEGUT