That's ridiculous. When you've had as many comebacks as we've had, you have to start rating them. This is the best. It goes right to the top. I hope we never have to top this one.

It's amazing. It just comes at the times when you never know what can happen. [Comebacks] come in a heartbeat. That's the thing with this team -- a couple swings of the bat and good things happen.

I like my kahva the way I like my women... hot and black."

"I like my kahva the way I like my men," she replied, her eyes half-lidded. "Ground up into tiny pieces and stored in a bag.

You must be poor.
why?
cuz ur not making any cents!

Uh, I thought DVDs werne't allowed at my sleepovers.
They're not.
Then why am i watching the Lady and the Tramp?

Is my name dorothy?
No
Then why do u think munchkins could help me?