That's not dirt. That's trampled down dog doo.

That’s a pretty lame superhero name,” I told him.

“Scooby-Doo is already taken,” he said with dignity. “Anything else sounds lame in comparison.

Laws made by common consent must not be trampled on by individuals

It burns your eyes, burns your throat.

This is all dog feces, all over the floor. The farther you go back in the house, the worse it gets.

boring, boring, boring. If you want dirt, I'm not your girl.