That's good, it means I don't have to bribe him,

جفَّ حِبر قلمي ندأ
لما لا تقرأون شعراً وكتاباً
ألستم هواة الذهب وديناراً

The thrust of his argument appears to be he is not a public official and could not receive a bribe, That's a fairly sophisticated argument for jurors. It could go either way.

To me, to be a conservative means to conserve the good parts of America and to conserve our Constitution.

Just a donation request to support the brave public servants of Los Angeles during this time of budgetary shortfalls.

if you can't beat 'em, bribe 'em