That’s a stupid name! Whirly-gig is much better, I think. Who in their right mind would point at this thing and say, ‘I’m going to fly in my Model-A1’. People would much rather say, ‘Get in my whirly-gig’. And that’s what you should name it.
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CHRISTIAN MAHER People have romantic notions about television. In the highest realms they think it's some sort of ar... BILL MAHER They" hate us because they feel--and "they" are not wrong--that it is within our power to do so much... BILL MAHER Not doing anything is doing something and choosing to look away is a passive but no less mo... BILL MAHER New Rule: If we want to find a place to cut government waste, we must start with the DEA rubber duck... BILL MAHER The country has become much more conservative, partly because it's been taken over by the religi... BILL MAHER New Rule: Stop putting all those pillows on the bed. Attention, interior designers, hotel maids, and... BILL MAHER NEW RULE: 'Kidiots' Leave the children behind. At least until they learn something. A new study has ... BILL MAHER We need more people speaking out. This country is not overrun with rebels and free thinkers. It'... 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DARAGH MAHER It's not clear what will happen to Europe. A lot of questions have been raised by this vote and none... DARAGH MAHER I don't see (Snow) deviating from the same script at all this week. DARAGH MAHER The dollar is drifting downwards. There is an inclination to sell dollars -- the current account def... DARAGH MAHER The sense over the last few days seems to be that the dollar is reasonably well supported. We have h... DARAGH MAHER There's a justifiable degree of cynicism about the new coalition. People are unsure about what it wi... DARAGH MAHER Usually the case of teams that are fairly similar, one team is going to let up mentally. KIM MAHER To be all gloom and doom about what happened is to miss what New Orleans is all about. JERRY MAHER This is Curtis Martin . GERALD MAHER Mike, you never sent any Raiders to me. GERALD MAHER These guys are human beings, not pieces of meat. But so many get concussions and don't tell anybody,... GERALD MAHER Republicans are taking the defeat over Health Care as well as Tiger Woods took to marriage. BILL MAHER Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him? BILL MAHER What Democratic congressmen do to their women staffers, Republican congressmen do to the country. BILL MAHER Religion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don't need. BILL MAHER It's all been satirized for your protection. BILL MAHER Religion is dangerous because it allows human beings who don't have all the answers to think tha... BILL MAHER The tea baggers. The one thing they hate is when you call them racist. The other thing they hate is ... BILL MAHER Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for - looking up exes to see how fat the... BILL MAHER The board is not going to make any decision before permits are issued. JOE MAHER I can understand the young kids playing inconsistently, but it's our experienced players I have no a... JOE MAHER