That’s a stupid name! Whirly-gig is much better, I think. Who in their right
mind would point at this thing and say, ‘I’m going to fly in my Model-A1’.
People would much rather say, ‘Get in my whirly-gig’. And that’s what you
should name it.


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Our customers are going to push us in that direction.
MAHER MASRI
And, corny as it may sound, I do cherish the bond between me and the audience, the minority that fol...
BILL MAHER
This is a ridiculous heat wave we're in right now, and to contribute, Newt Gingrich said that fo...
BILL MAHER
New Rule: Stop leaving couches on the sidewalk. Besides being lazy and ugly, it's animal cruelty. Yo...
BILL MAHER
New Rule: If you're one of the one-in-three married women who say your pet is a better listener than...
BILL MAHER
First of all understand that I get it. That there are millions and millions of women who are steely ...
BILL MAHER
First of all understand that I get it. That there are millions and millions of women who are steely ...
BILL MAHER
New Rule: Just because a country elects a smart president doesn't make it a smart country. A couple ...
BILL MAHER
New Rule: You don't have to teach both sides of a debate if one side is a load of crap. President Bu...
BILL MAHER
I'd be a bit nervous about the pound's rally recently. We've not seen enough evidence of a pickup in...
DARAGH MAHER
I find that the world is changing much, much faster than I can even bitch about it.
BILL MAHER
In New York now, they have Harvey Milk High School for gay students. They don't have much of a footb...
BILL MAHER
Bob Dole admitted he used cocaine when he was in college, but then Coca-Cola changed its formula.
BILL MAHER
There are concerns that the revival in euro zone business confidence has been driven by the external...
DARAGH MAHER
The industry news remains dire and the brief outlook given here for 2007 is worse than we had hoped.
CHRISTIAN MAHER
Matisse is light years ahead of VI [Eclipse Visual Interface].
MAHER MASRI
I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is a neurologic...
BILL MAHER
Now I've got to get the computer fixed to get my goddamn windows up,
BILL MAHER
One month's out performance does not mean the long-awaited consumer revival has arrived.
DARAGH MAHER
In essence, it's not so much what Penn State does, but it's how we're going to react to them. If we ...
KIM MAHER
The outlook remains unchanged, but the business has to pedal faster on subscriber growth to offset f...
CHRISTIAN MAHER
People have romantic notions about television. In the highest realms they think it's some sort of ar...
BILL MAHER
They" hate us because they feel--and "they" are not wrong--that it is within our power to do so much...
BILL MAHER
Not doing anything is doing something and choosing to look away is a passive but no less mo...
BILL MAHER
New Rule: If we want to find a place to cut government waste, we must start with the DEA rubber duck...
BILL MAHER
The country has become much more conservative, partly because it's been taken over by the religi...
BILL MAHER
New Rule: Stop putting all those pillows on the bed. Attention, interior designers, hotel maids, and...
BILL MAHER
NEW RULE: 'Kidiots' Leave the children behind. At least until they learn something. A new study has ...
BILL MAHER
We need more people speaking out. This country is not overrun with rebels and free thinkers. It'...
BILL MAHER
New Rule: Since Glenn Beck is clearly onto us, liberals must launch our plan for socialist dominatio...
BILL MAHER
The word 'fairy' conjures up images of cute little creatures, so I don't use it. I use 'metahominids...
F.R. MAHER
New Rule: There's only one thing to say about the Christian Film and Television Commission giving me...
BILL MAHER
Stop saying drug use makes people lazy. Jimi Hendrix did a lot of drugs, even though he's been dead ...
BILL MAHER
We need more people speaking out. This country is not overrun with rebels & free thinkers. It's ...
BILL MAHER
...I tried to pretend that what we were enacting was nothing more than an intricate kind of handshak...
KATHLEEN MAHER
Women are also property in our bible; adultery is a property crime in the Old Testament, not a sex c...
BILL MAHER
The Fed is going to keep going.
DARAGH MAHER
Structural nervousness creeps into the market from time to time but interest rates still favor the d...
DARAGH MAHER
It's not clear what will happen to Europe. A lot of questions have been raised by this vote and none...
DARAGH MAHER
I don't see (Snow) deviating from the same script at all this week.
DARAGH MAHER
The dollar is drifting downwards. There is an inclination to sell dollars -- the current account def...
DARAGH MAHER
The sense over the last few days seems to be that the dollar is reasonably well supported. We have h...
DARAGH MAHER
There's a justifiable degree of cynicism about the new coalition. People are unsure about what it wi...
DARAGH MAHER
Usually the case of teams that are fairly similar, one team is going to let up mentally.
KIM MAHER
To be all gloom and doom about what happened is to miss what New Orleans is all about.
JERRY MAHER
This is Curtis Martin .
GERALD MAHER
Mike, you never sent any Raiders to me.
GERALD MAHER
These guys are human beings, not pieces of meat. But so many get concussions and don't tell anybody,...
GERALD MAHER
Republicans are taking the defeat over Health Care as well as Tiger Woods took to marriage.
BILL MAHER
Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?
BILL MAHER
What Democratic congressmen do to their women staffers, Republican congressmen do to the country.
BILL MAHER
Religion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don't need.
BILL MAHER
It's all been satirized for your protection.
BILL MAHER
Religion is dangerous because it allows human beings who don't have all the answers to think tha...
BILL MAHER
The tea baggers. The one thing they hate is when you call them racist. The other thing they hate is ...
BILL MAHER
Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for - looking up exes to see how fat the...
BILL MAHER
The board is not going to make any decision before permits are issued.
JOE MAHER
I can understand the young kids playing inconsistently, but it's our experienced players I have no a...
JOE MAHER