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Related It was an excellent ,thought-provoking exercise. I think we all learned a great deal and we have an ... FRANK VAVALA A Madagascar Hissing Roach chasing Jerry Lewis. That would be a really neat treat. MICHAEL O'DONOGHUE We must carefully examine our relationship with Jesus Christ before we make any attempts to introduc... FELIX WANTANG We need to learn to communicate better. When we play well, we communicate well. We need to learn how... DONNA MECHLEY Disney directors would have to be deaf and dumb not to understand they're under a microscope. The sh... GREG TAXIN Disney directors would have to be deaf and dumb not to understand they're under a microscope, ... Th... GREG TAXIN We all have to strive to learn what motivates us, learn from our experiences, and what feels right a... DAVID PETRAEUS Next time we need to be on drugs and have lots of suffering and alcohol abuse going on while recordi... JIM DIAMOND We need to take lessons learned from fighting terrorism and apply them to cyber crime. ROBERT MUELLER What will happen if we go to 0 day? ... Everything has been wipe out from the techno... DEYTH BANGER To be, or not to be, that is the question. WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE What I always say is that we're the illegitimate children of Andy Kaufman and Jerry Lewis. KEVIN MCDONALD We thought it would be a great way for the kids to get involved. There are very valuable lessons to ... KAREN MURPHY I learned an awful lot from Bruce. He taught me to be prepared to go every night, much like when I p... PAUL WOODS We are far from perfect but willing to be different. CRAIG GROESCHEL There is nothing that makes us feel so good as the idea that someone else is an evildoer. ROBERT LYND Over the last several years, we started talking about a way to formalize the relationship. We began ... DENNIS KING No one lives long enough to learn everything they need to learn starting from scratch. To be success... BRIAN TRACY When someone says we need to talk , what he or she usually means is you will listen . An... JAMES ANDERSON I learned Hebrew from a high school teacher named Mr. Cohen. We would drive down the highway to meet... ISRAEL HOROVITZ We've spent an awful lot of money, but we decided that the number one need was interoperability, LARRY NELSON In retrospect we can only be thankful to all the mistakes that we made and to all the lessons that w... AVIJEET DAS To be or not to be. That's not really a question. JEAN-LUC GODARD Sometimes we learn the lessons of life through pain, melancholy and the vicissitude of life and some... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH The universe is so vast, so immense, we can never expect to explore it all. It is in effect, not so ... CHRISTINA ENGELA Each of us views life through a different lens. What we think is colored by the baggage we carry, an... LAURIE BUCHANAN, PHD If we don't manage this issue very carefully ... it will do a lot of damage to our relationship. HUGH WHITE We have learned from our mistakes in the qualifying round. We are prepared to grind this one through... FRANS LUDEKE Reach out and help others. If you have the power to make someone happy, do it. Be a vessel, be the c... GERMANY KENT Be compassionate ... and take responsibility for each other. If we only learned those lessons, this ... MITCH ALBOM We felt that we needed to formalize the process for naming schools. The community has an opportunity... HARRY KINNAN We must now examine carefully the Commission's draft which seems at first glance to be heading in th... ALEXANDER ALVARO Destiny consist in the moments that we experienced, and not in the choices we have to do. DANIEL MELGAçO We played a poor first half. If we had played 32 minutes like we did the last 16 minutes, there woul... JEFF STEELE Many times what we perceive as an error or failure is actually a gift. And eventually we find that l... RICHELLE E. GOODRICH We just learned today ... it's something we will have to examine. ALAN BORAS Sometimes we learn the lessons of life through pain, melancholy and the vicissitude of life and some... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH It seems that we learn lessons when we least expect them but always when we need them the most, and,... CATHY LEE CROSBY It seems that we learn lessons when we least expect them but always when we need them the most, and,... CATHY LEE CROSBY I do an awful lot of appearances, and to have one person always grinding the same axe would not be a... DAVID ATTENBOROUGH 35. God is entitled to a portion of our income—not because He needs it but because we need to give... JAMES C. DOBSON History is made so that we can learn from it but like all lessons in life, if they are not learned w... GARY F EVANS... That's the awful thing about dating. Tight underwear. We would all like to be in a big bra and p... DAWN FRENCH Well I think there's going to be a lot of lessons learned, ... but I think that the preparedness, th... DAVID DAVIS Do I have the courage of being a ruthless man to myself with the complete knowledge on my manner or ... FEREIDOON YAZDI Yes! Very funny this terrible thing is. A man that is born falls into a dream like a man who falls i... JOSEPH CONRAD Because of the pool problem, we did carefully examine law firms and professors as well in looking fo... BRADFORD BERENSON We havent broken it down, ... When we met with (Johnson), thats not what she wanted. We opted not to... BETH PAYNE I'm afraid we have not learned all the necessary lessons. URI SAVIR Many of the lessons we are to learn in mortality can only be received through the things we experien... DAVID A. BEDNAR Kindness is universal. Sometimes being kind allows others to see the goodness in humanity through yo... GERMANY KENT We can all learn a lot of life lessons by watching this boy and his family. DR. STEWART GOLDMAN They played awful hard. They're a lot better that I thought they would be. They shot the ball well. JACK STEPHENSON We shall not grow wiser before we learn that much that we have done was very foolish. FRIEDRICH AUGUST VON HAYEK We shall not grow wiser before we learn that much that we have done was very foolish FRIEDRICH AUGUST HAYEK After realizing that we would eventually be able to build molecular machines that could arrange atom... K. ERIC DREXLER Do not be embarrassed to examine your relationship with your Christian friends SUNDAY ADELAJA Volunteers are working extremely long hours. But problems are emerging, and people are complaining a... HAVIDAN RODRIGUEZ I like exposing myself. There's not an awful lot that embarrasses me. I'm the kind of actress who ab... KATE WINSLET We recognize we could be dead wrong. But when we look at the fundamentals of supply and demand, we s... GREGG LASKOSKI We're looking at expenses, but we're also not going to be foolish in cutting back in an area where w... TOM SMITH We used to drink an awful lot of alcohol. BILL BRUFORD We learned a lot about ourselves today. There were a lot of positives that came out of today, and we... AMY ROBERTSON The biggest lesson we learned last year was that we need to be as prepared to compete on the road as... JENNY HAIGH I loved Carl Perkins, Jerry lee Lewis... not only were they personal friends. WANDA JACKSON Our training is world-class across all the services. We spend an awful lot on every soldier, sailor,... MICHAEL MULLEN It's not right to say that our loss in Vietnam turned out to be a gain. But lessons were learned... TOM CLANCY Karma doesn’t require an eye for an eye. It only requires that we learn our lessons. JOAN PILLEN See the world as it is, not as you wish it would be E. LOCKHART It's a lie to think that you are not good enough. It's a lie to think that you are not beautiful. It... DISON ARNIBAL We must carefully examine change so that we are able to discard those aspects of change which would ... ALEX CAMPBELL To successfully tell the story, we had to be willing to let people see us as we really were; with al... DUANE & SELENA PANNELL I learned as a politician that perception is reality for someone until they learn different, and we ... JUDY MENDENHALL To be or not to be is not a question of compromise. Either you be or you don't be. GOLDA MEIR To be mad is worse than not to be if this is what it is. JOHNNY RICH Hamlet's Cat's Soliloquy "To go outside, and there perchance to stay Or to re... HENRY N. BEARD To be or not to be isn't the question. The question is how to prolong being. TOM ROBBINS We just have an awful lot of projects that we are facing, JEAN GODDEN We've gotten a lot of threats and an awful lot of hate mail that seems to have increased in the last... ROBERT BLASIER I took group lessons at a rink near my home. We first had to learn how to stand up on the ice wearin... NANCY KERRIGAN "Great quotes need to be repeated, powerful lessons can be learned by reading and pondering their wi... TOM BAKER AKA THE PONDERING MAN Love is wise; hatred is foolish. In this world, which is getting more and more closely interconnecte... BERTRAND RUSSELL A coin is examined, and only after careful deliberation, given to a beggar, whereas a child is flung... PETER WESSEL ZAPFFE God allows us to experience the low points of life in order to teach us lessons we could not learn i... STANLEY LINDQUIST That's why we seize the moment try to freeze it and own it, squeeze it and hold it. EMINEM We learned our lessons on the military side, and now we want to apply to police side. LT. COLFRED WELLMAN We learned some painful lessons. ANDY ICKEN The first two lessons, which we learned early in our efforts to be good member missionaries, have ma... CLAYTON CHRISTENSEN After Afghanistan we could expect that we learned some lessons. But we repeated all the stupidity po... ALEXANDER KONOVALOV I think we'll be able to go into that in full detail and shed an awful lot of light on their rationa... LISA MURKOWSKI You learn more from your mistakes than you do from your success, and last year I learned a lot. That... DALE EARNHARDT JR I think it's important that everyday we think about the work we need to do to make this world a bett... JACQUELINE WOODSON If we examine the Hague Convention carefully, we see that it considers the offer of good offices a d... CHARLES ALBERT GOBAT We've certainly learned a lot of lessons from Katrina, from Rita. Rita was better than Katrina. ... MICHAEL CHERTOFF New Jersey is a great place to live. And we have given some of the best talent to the world, from Ja... QUEEN LATIFAH My influences were Little Richard and Jerry Lee Lewis and Chuck Berry. MICKY DOLENZ Some of the best lessons we ever learn are learned from past mistakes. The error of the past is the ... DALE TURNER Some of the best lessons we ever learn are learned from past mistakes. The error of the past is the ... DALE E. TURNER This year I realized I've got an awful lot on my plate. We are so busy that it's an awful lot to han... DUB HUCKABEE We're going to examine this decision very carefully. My message is very simple: We want the U.S. to ... JIM PETERSON
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JERRY SEINFELD Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason. JERRY SEINFELD Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV. JERRY SEINFELD A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it. JERRY SEINFELD The Four Levels of Comedy: Make your friends laugh, Make strangers laugh, Get paid to make strangers... JERRY SEINFELD