That's why so many stars are making pictures in Europe today. The tax guys are making thieves out of everybody.

Today they're making pictures that I wouldn't want Trigger to see.

A tax cut to compensate for a tax increase is not a cut - it's a con.

I guess the reality is, everybody today has so many gadgets.

The world today doesn't make sense, so why should I paint pictures that do?

Abbott: Now, on the St. Louis team we have Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third.
Costello: That's what I want to find out.