That was great, couldn't do any better than that wake-up this morning,

All I do is wake up in the morning and usually just leave it the way it is. I use the natural grease. It's very easy.

I wake up laughing. Yes, I wake up in the morning and there I am just laughing my head off.

I wake up every morning and I wish I were dead, and so does Jim

You wake up in the morning and you look at your old spoon, and you say to yourself, 'Mick, it's time to get yourself a new spoon.' And you do.

My ideal is to wake up in the morning and run around the meadow naked.