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That such services are not yet available is disappointing. But I am hopeful this responsibility will soon be met.


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HOPE PARTLOW I will do such things,--
What they are, yet I know not: but they shall be
The terrors of t...
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KIMBERLY DAWN I am hopeful that no one will forget what happened in Bosnia.
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Echo: ''I don’t know I haven’t tried it yet.''
...
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JEFF KAGAN But I am hopeful we will advance to the next stage with the current squad.
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EVELYN UNDERHILL Campus LAN piracy is not new, yet the problem has taken on new urgency. We know from past experience...
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DICK DURBIN Take me to the height where success would seek my help to succeed!
I ARE We are back, pretty much, to our regular squad and I am hopeful that we will return to our winning w...
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ROBERT WISNER Financial services are not excluded; they are simply not yet included.
DAVID AARON We're good on paper, but I'm not sure yet. We will find out very soon.
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DAVID BEIGIE And I am hoping that he will do that perhaps as soon as Thursday of this week.
JAMES LOCKYER We are questioning them and I am hopeful that we are close to a breakthrough.
JAHANGIR MIRZA It's been far too long. It's been far too long, and we're really hopeful it will end soon with this ...
AHILAN ARULANANTHAM We are hopeful that we will be able to resolve this matter through a negotiated consent decree rathe...
WAN KIM We will not be moving forward. It's disappointing that we couldn't bring this to fruition right now.
KATE PHILIPS This is a hopeful signal that the trend of downturns will reverse. International students play such ...
HEATH BROWN I am in love with what I am doing, because the answer to this problem is right here in my mind, and ...
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ANDI MALLARANGENG When the acquisition is completed we will see at that point how things are going to work out, but wi...
GRAHAM SUTHERLAND I hope that this will soon pass not only in the House but also the Senate,
GLORIA ARROYO We are very hopeful we can get the mill started soon.
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COUNCILMAN DENNIS ZINE I am going to resign. The only way Dave can serve is if I resign, short of confirmation. I would not...
HERB BEHNKE The situation is bringing us down, but I am sure we will resolve it soon.
LORENZO SERRA FERRER There is no such a thing as missing the train of your life! Life is very rich and very generous; it ...
MEHMET MURAT ILDAN My motives in this life are not clear, but what is clear is that although I don't know why I am in t...
ANONYMOUS Dave is kind of smack dab in the middle. This will be attractive to voters.
RONALD COLLINS Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this makes no sense, microwave.
ANONYMOUS We are getting production up as much as we can, but this also depends on how soon pipelines can beco...
BILL MINTZ We are hopeful that we will be able to save the government.
AK ANTONY No, not yet, not finished, ... If I am going to fight, I am probably not going to fight at 140. It w...
KOSTYA TSZYU I am still hopeful, and maybe I'm a cockeyed optimist, that we can finish this year.
CHRIS VEIN We were all miners in our family. My father was a miner. My mother is a miner. These are miner's...
ALAN BENNETT A certain (criminal) is threatening to eliminate me. I am not frightened for myself … but I will me...
FELIX KULOV I haven't met him yet.
BILLY TRABER I am also delighted that a fully-fledged government will soon be in place once more,
GERRIT ZALM I am heartily rejoiced that my term is so near its close. I will soon cease to be a servant and will...
JAMES K. POLK Whatever ‘I AM,’ you are! You are, I AM, not me you see, but you are ‘I AM’ is what will be!...
CHRIS DISANO DAVENPORT I hope in God, I pray on, and look yet for the answer. They are not converted yet, but they will be.
GEORGE MULLER We are hopeful, but not optimistic.
GORDON BONNYMAN I am quite confident there will be many who make that charge, that we are self-serving, ... But I am...
JAMES MAY I am not the boy that I was before but I will be the man I am not now.
VIKRANT PARSAI This is very tough to digest, but Igor played very well when he was down and fully deserved to win, ...
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BIBLE NATO will always be hopeful, but we'll always be realistic.
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OSHO Seasoning in something like this is always helpful. I think this will help Dave down the road.
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DAVE BARRY In terms of personalities - I don't care about the personalities, I want leadership that's i...
DAVE BRAT I became a war hero before going on to critical acclaim as a professional victim.
DAVE PELZER Gravity is a contributing factor in nearly 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects.
DAVE BARRY When you please others in hopes of being accepted, you lose you self-worth in the process.
DAVE PELZER Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who re...
DAVE BARRY I work 338 days a year, 16 hours a day.
DAVE PELZER At a family's most difficult time, I want to make sure at a minimum that they have the very basi...
DAVE REICHERT It's tough to go to sleep at night, and I wake up after five hours because I feel like I'm w...
DAVE GROHL I taught myself how to play the guitar, I taught myself how to play the drums, and I kind of fake do...
DAVE GROHL There's poetry in being the band that can sell out Wembley but also makes a record in a garage. ...
DAVE GROHL My mother was a public school teacher in Virginia, and we didn't have any money, we just survive...
DAVE GROHL