That [sex] was the most fun I ever had without laughing.

Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down. The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.

Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions

A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire, four times; her intelligence, eight times

Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.

Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.