That MySpace is the story of the year. Everyone but my mother is on it.

In the year 3000, everything will be instant.

In school I was pretty quiet. Kinda shy until my junior year. But at home I was a freak.

No one wants to drown. Drowning would be the worst. Cause everyone knows that feeling. That feeling, oh it's the worst... when you think you're drowning.

I work with a lot of kids. Every year, for the past fifteen years, I work at Comedy Camp where I work with a lot of kids.

My mother had a lot of phobias. She's pregnant with me and she was a very phobic person. So I was born into phobia, basically.