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That is the frustrating thing about golf, every guy could think of a way they could have saved a stroke or two.


Ed Carlson

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TUCKER CARLSON The political world is still reeling tonight from yesterday's nauseating display in Minnesota, where...
TUCKER CARLSON The traditional anti-fun feminist point of view is that of course men are bad, and they make women d...
TUCKER CARLSON At a time when the Boy Scouts are being hounded in the worst way by state and local governments arou...
TUCKER CARLSON Some of the nicest people I met with in Africa were members of the Nation of Islam. You have to beli...
TUCKER CARLSON I think Michael Moore is loathsome, though, not because he dislikes Bush, but because he seems to di...
TUCKER CARLSON When a girl has sex and gets paid for it, most people call it prostitution and think of it as ugly. ...
TUCKER CARLSON Al Gore was campaigning on the day of his sister's death, as records of both his interview and his s...
TUCKER CARLSON What's this guy's problem? Pretty obvious, isn't it? Bush is acting like a particularly conflicted t...
TUCKER CARLSON How long can you broadcast on radio? Is there a mandatory retirement age? Can you go on forever?
TUCKER CARLSON I wouldn't say I'm happy now. My skepticism is warranted, given what I've seen over the decades.
TUCKER CARLSON Bush takes personal pleasure and pride in working with Democrats. I don't know how successful he'll ...
TUCKER CARLSON I have a low opinion of the things Jon said, but I'd like to give him a chance to explain it in an e...
TUCKER CARLSON To be a feminist, you could cut your hair really short. You have to be really angry about something.
TUCKER CARLSON You will admit that at least 40 percent of any vote in a Democratic race is humorless feminists.
TUCKER CARLSON I can't wait to work for Rick Kaplan. He's a great producer. I would host an infomercial if he would...
TUCKER CARLSON Living in Washington, you can't take politics too seriously. I draw the line at honesty. I have no t...
TUCKER CARLSON Canadians are so easily wounded.
TUCKER CARLSON The Clinton era is over. I think that there would even have been a certain amount of rejoicing among...
TUCKER CARLSON It's hard to be ambitious if you're content, isn't it?
TUCKER CARLSON This assumption is mostly true-most people accused of a crime are criminals-but not always. I was ac...
TUCKER CARLSON