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JEFF HARPER I don't know if anything was ever likely to happen.
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JACK NICKLAUS I don't know what to say about that, I've never seen that before.
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ANGELA EHRHARD Jeff: At least I admit that I don't know. I know that things are fucked up, beyond belief, and I hav...
ERIC BOGOSIAN I truly believe that we can overcome any hurdle that lies before us and create the life we want to l...
GILLIAN ANDERSON I believe that I have such a vanilla life.
JEN LANCASTER I believe that I have always told the truth.
ADOLFO AGUILAR ZINSER Millions of people acknowledge today that they do not know the meaning of life.
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DAVE LEITAO You know, I believe that marriage is between a man and a woman.
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JOE BARRY When I die, I need to know that I did everything I’ve ever wanted to do, and I’ve seen everythin...
COLLEEN HOOVER When I learn that I know nothing, I realize I know more than I ever knew before.
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MANOJ ARORA I don't think that's ever been seen before.
FRANK MARSHALL Shrek is not like anything anybody has ever seen before.
JEFFREY KATZENBERG I have never seen snow and do not know what winter means.
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Of course--Describe it
--Why?--I want to know if you've
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NED HAVERN I can't think again. Not ever again. I don't know if you've ever felt like that. That you wanted to ...
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MARC JACOBS I believe that a politician needs to be with people.
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WAYNE NEWTON I believe that dogma is often evil.
PAT BUCKLEY I believe that sex is good and so is the body.
PAT BUCKLEY You are the ultimate freedom, peace and bliss - free from the trace of desire, fear and doubts.
AMIT RAY As a theist I believe that God exists and that God creates.
PHILLIP E. JOHNSON I believe that Obamacare is bad for America.
DAN WEBSTER I believe that Clinton is the most wicked and vile President that this nation has ever had.
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BRUCE MILLER I have not seen 'Legally Blonde.' I must be in the small, ever-dwindling minority on that on...
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DALE JARRETT I don't know that I've ever seen a bad kid come out of 4-H.
ASA BORING It is as reliable a source, group of sources that we've ever seen before.
TOM RIDGE I hope that memory is valued - that we do not lose memory.
STUDS TERKEL Even after the dehadhyas (the belief that 'I am the body') has gone, people will say, "I saw you eat...
DADA BHAGWAN I know the governor loves to dance. I have never seen him clog before, however.
BRETT HALL I believe in blues, and I believe that it's been misrepresented.
JOHN MAYER In this business, trades are something that happen. I've been traded before. I was traded over to Pi...
CRAIG WILSON If your doctor tells you you have a rare disease that he or she has never seen, if you've got an...
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WILKIE COLLINS When I learned that I know nothing, I realized I knew more now than I ever did before.
JIM GENOVESE Antarctica is otherworldly, like nothing I've ever seen before. Stark, cold, beautiful desolatio...
MARK HOPPUS He's never shown any aggression that I have ever seen towards anybody.
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DAVE LEITAO Do real boys actually call girls baby? I don't have enough experience to know. I do know that if a g...
KATJA MILLAY This is the strangest life I have ever known.
JIM MORRISON Nearly every day for the past ten years, Jeff Suggs has volunteered at Oak View Middle School. It is...
KAREN CLARKE I really do not know that anything has ever been more exciting than diagramming sentences.
GERTRUDE STEIN It doesn't happen every day. I don't know that it has ever happened here in my time.
DOUG WAGEMESTER I've worked with many executive directors, and Jeff is the best thing that ever happened to United W...
JENNIFER ROSS I've never seen Nate play a better game - ever. I told him before the game: 'If you want to be consi...
BILL CHERPAK Life is weird and wonderful like that, is it not.
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BARRY HINSON I believe that you can always learn from observation.
TAMARA TUNIE I believe that, as long as there is plenty, poverty is evil.
ROBERT KENNEDY I believe that vinyl will outlast CDs.
CONOR OBERST I hope that I can maintain my skating as long as possible.
KATARINA WITT I believe that, too, it's hard to believe that anybody could not believe that.
FAY VINCENT I believe that companies are, above all, agents of transformation.
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JEFF NICHOLS Editorial pages all say, 'Well, the other guy has a point, too. It remains to be seen how this w...
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JEFF LINDSAY Still, it's always nice to be around somebody who thinks I am wonderful. It confirms my low opinion ...
JEFF LINDSAY the faster it ran away from me. And I found myself reasoning that perhaps one more beer would unlock...
JEFF LINDSAY …a cheerful black shadow reared up behind him as he spoke, thundering a happy challenge to my Dark...
JEFF LINDSAY When faced with people who have very limited conversational skills and no apparent desire to cultiva...
JEFF LINDSAY What a terrible thing life can be.
JEFF LINDSAY It really is better to be lucky than to be good.
JEFF LINDSAY It's always me, isn't it? I'm not really a very nice person, but for some reason it's always me that...
JEFF LINDSAY What do you want a clock for?” “To find out what time it is,” I said. “I think that’s the ...
JEFF LINDSAY And once again I found myself wondering, as I drifted off to stunned and unbelieving sleep:How do th...
JEFF LINDSAY It's that moon again, slung so fat and low in the tropical night, calling out across a curdled sky a...
JEFF LINDSAY It revealed a cruelty that really made one wonder if the universe was such a good idea after all.
JEFF LINDSAY Of course it was a terrible thing, and the world would be a much better place without someone in it ...
JEFF LINDSAY I was never more alive than when the Dark Passenger was driving.
JEFF LINDSAY It's an odd term, girlfriend, particuarly for grown persons. And in practice an even odder concept. ...
JEFF LINDSAY