That cat goes on a kill-crazy rampage when spring comes. She eats them.


Jared Paul Stern

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Now, by St. Paul, the work goes bravely on.
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She's a skeleton in the sand right now. She comes and she goes.
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The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.
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Hang sorrow, care 'll kill a cat.
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What goes up must come down, unless a dragon eats it.
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Anytime something eats too much of my life, I kill it.
PAIGE CRAIG
She smiled like knife on a velvet, she stretched like cat on the sun.
PATRICK ROTHFUSS
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When spring comes the grass grows by itself.
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It appears he went on a little rampage in the showroom.
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He was going to get a connection — a friend who would give him the benefit of the doubt.
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I saw it. It was very funny. I think he's trying to take the high moral ground.
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It was a solid punch. It was no picnic.
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Um, $100,000 to get going and then you could get it to me on a month-to-month, maybe like $10,000.
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He was going to get a connection — a friend who would give him the benefit of the doubt.
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My work comes to life when the thread goes on top of the fabric.
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When mistrust comes in, love goes out.
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(Paul) is a perfectionist. She works so hard on hurdles and it really shows.
JOHN BERLIN
He still comes by some mornings and eats breakfast with me.
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Rand Paul comes off like an academic stiff who wants to give us a lecture on American civics.
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I knew then that she was a very unique cat.
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When Jared got hot, his teammates got him the ball.
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I think he was on a rampage for everybody, or whoever was in his way.
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The government cannot let groups that are illegal go on the rampage doing whatever they feel like.
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Curiosity did kill the cat, but I'm very curious.
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Everything comes to those who wait... except a cat.
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Everything comes to those who wait...except a cat.
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Sickness comes on horseback, but goes away on foot
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He who comes first, eats first. [Familiar as: First come first served.]
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She sat there with that Cheshire cat grin on her face as if they had me.
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Brilliantly lit from stem to stern, she looked like a sagging birthday cake.
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Vicious as a tigress can be, she never eats her own cubs
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Curiosity may have killed the cat, but ignorance will kill the fool.
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To kill a mockingbird. If you haven't read it, I think you should because it is very interesting.
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I'm not crazy. My reality is just different than yours.

~ Cheshire Cat
LEWIS CARROLL

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BOB STERN
Nobody is minding the store. If you don't have any agency monitoring and no enforcement, people thin...
BOB STERN
That is a very Republican district.
BOB STERN
Writing on assignment, with lots of money handed to you before you even began, got very scary for me...
STEWART STERN
‎'Having' Your Cake....a little perverted....

'Eating' it too.....a lot perverted!
JOSH STERN
If you're just talking to rich people, you're probably not going to hear a lot about health care for...
BOB STERN
I seem to be some sort of lightning rod. I just really irritate people, you know? I really do.
HOWARD STERN
I expect New Horizons will see more that Hubble cannot see.
ALAN STERN
I don't think there's one thing I've ever said on the radio that would have been found i...
HOWARD STERN
To keep everyone invested in your vision, you have to back up a little bit and really analyze who th...
ALAN STERN
I like gross generalizations...I also like disgusting specifics!
JOSH STERN
There was a time when Pluto - which NASA's New Horizons spacecraft at last explored in 2015, a m...
ALAN STERN
When we first sent missions to Jupiter, no one expected to find moons that would have active volcano...
ALAN STERN
The first mission to Mars did not expect to find craters and river valleys, and yet they did. The fi...
ALAN STERN
Just because Pluto or comets aren't as big as Jupiter doesn't mean they are not scientifical...
ALAN STERN
The air conditioning was off. The flight controllers were sitting there wiping sweat. If they were d...
ALAN STERN
It'll be the fastest spacecraft ever to Jupiter…13 months after launch. We pass the Moon in just ni...
ALAN STERN
We couldn't get enough Jeremy Lin material in the NBA store fast enough. And when we did, it was...
DAVID STERN
You walk into the playgrounds in Shanghai and Beijing, and you see youngsters who are shorter, shaki...
DAVID STERN
I would say the issue for the labor movement in the United States is not structural... there is no c...
ANDY STERN
Being Canadian, we get excited about it. We take a lot of pride in wearing the Canada jersey. A lot ...
ADAM STERN
He's talked with a number of environmentalists nationally. We look forward to having a continued dis...
ERIC STERN
I think that players play, and they compete, and it's not about incentives.
DAVID STERN
New Horizons is a very high-tech, small, roughly 1,000-pound spacecraft with the most powerful batte...
ALAN STERN
Just as a Chihuahua is still a dog, these ice dwarfs are still planetary bodies.
ALAN STERN
It's very hard to motivate yourself and others with only one goal - particularly if it's com...
ALAN STERN
I thought Clear Channel and companies like that were going to fight the FCC. I kept hanging around. ...
HOWARD STERN