That car still turns heads. It got a lot of people to listen to a bald-headed old man.

There is nothing like instances to grow hair on a bald-headed argument.

So I hopped in my car and headed down to Fifth Street,

We did better than a lot of people expected us to, but we still could have done better.

Women love a self-confident bald man.

Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk.