Thanks,†I muttered and added under my breath, “Douchebag.â€
He laughed, deep and throaty. “Now that’s not very ladylike, Kittycat.â€
I whipped around. “Don’t ever call me that,†I snapped.
“It’s better than calling someone a douchebag, isn’t it?†He pushed out the door. “This has been a stimulating visit. I’ll cherish it for a long time to come.â€
Okay. That was it. “You know, you’re right. How wrong of me to call you a douchebag. Because a douchebag is too nice of a word for you,†I said, smiling sweetly. “You’re a dickhead.â€
“A dickhead?†he repeated. “How charming.â€