Thank you for remembering me. I'm also happy to be accepting this trophy before I become incontinent.

Reunited with strawberry, raspberry and blueberry, I am berry, berry happy to be back working with JELL-O.

My observations are not bread crumbs. They do not dissolve. They are on record, on film printed in books, and found on the Internet. I am happy to share them. For this I was born.

He described the experience as being 'a little bit less fun, perhaps, than chain-smoking for ninety minutes while handcuffed to a dowager with asthma who used to teach Health and smells incontinent.

Thank you for accepting me as I am, with my virtues and defects.

I can't thank you enough. It means a great deal to me, and I'm just very happy you're here.