Thank you for having me. It's been absolutely marvelous. I've loved every moment of it.

Thank you for showing me your marvelous guns.

Any captain can only do his best for the team and for cricket. When you are winning, you are a hero. Lose, and the backslappers fade away.

The slow-motion replay doesn't show how fast the ball was really travelling.

In fact, as a spin bowler, you have to work on the batsman over after over.

Media were never allowed into an Australian dressing room until I became skipper. I changed that and invited them in at the close of play each day, thereby confirming for many administrators they had appointed a madman as captain.