Thank God. I called my friend, and they had just left the room when we got back to the hotel.

I have no idea what she was talking about. I was too nervous.

I'll give you your present later.

Right when I swung, I was like, 'Oh, my God!' because it was the worst pain ever. I knew right away that I'd done something. It's frustrating because it happened on my very first swing.

Well, I was more ugly. It's true. If God had come down and said, 'The three of you sign a contract now, you will never get very far, but you'll work. I'll give you a part in an off, off Broadway show for the rest of your life,' we would've signed in a New York minute. I still don't understand it [the success].

God made us all in his own image, yet not all of us are equal.