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I'll tell you, Quentin Tarantino really writes the most amazing dialogue.
CHRISTOPHER WALKEN My dream role would be to play a femme fatale in a Quentin Tarantino movie.
MEAGHAN RATH Quentin Tarantino is a genius. I want to do every single film with him.
VANESSA FERLITO I met two of my movie heroes. I met Tom Hanks, and I met Steven Spielberg. Oh and Quentin Tarantino.
TOM HOLLAND I want to do films and have my name mentioned next to Wes Anderson and Quentin Tarantino. I don'...
TYLER, THE CREATOR The thing is, making movies as an actress, you learn so many things. Like when you're making a m...
MELANIE LAURENT I love Quentin Tarantino; I love Harmony Korine, Larry Clarke.
HALSEY I really want to work in a movie with Quentin Tarantino. I think he makes fantastic movies. I love p...
DANIELLA ALONSO Quentin Tarantino asked me to work with him but there is no way I am going to do that while Matthew ...
CLAUDIA SCHIFFER You don't tell an astronaut what to do.
ATMOSPHERE Then all of a sudden, Quentin Tarantino comes along and puts a song from 40 years ago in one of his ...
NANCY SINATRA I adore Quentin Tarantino. The 'Kill Bill' series is my favorite.
MADISON DAVENPORT Quentin Tarantino and Sam Jackson are the reasons I'm an actor.
ATO ESSANDOH Stand for something. Make your life mean something. Start where you are with what you have. You are ...
GERMANY KENT The only reason you make a movie is not to make or set out to do a good or a bad movie, it's jus...
ALFONSO CUARON Quentin Tarantino doesn't beat Hal Ashby, and he's one of my favorite directors. Quentin is ...
DAVID CARRADINE If you tell me I can't do something, that's the worst thing to tell me. And that's what ...
GURINDER CHADHA Quentin Tarantino is my 15-year-old son's favorite director, and by that I mean no condescension...
STEVE ERICKSON He shook his head. "The next time I hear a women going on about how neurotic men are, I'm going to r...
SUSAN ELIZABETH PHILLIPS Tell me about a movie you saw and you tell me nothing about the movie but everything about yourself.
MICHAEL GOWELL With 'Django Unchained,' when you're dealing with slavery, it's like a gymnastics ro...
JAMIE FOXX Do what you do so well that they will want to see it again and bring their friends.
~WALT DISNEY Quentin Tarantino was fantastic. I mean, he can be almost unbearable as a person. At a party, you ca...
PHIL LAMARR But i think it would drive me more crazy to just go do a movie that I didn't believe in, you kno...
EDWARD FURLONG I think we do still have to prove that we can sustain a long drive and score a touchdown. But what a...
RON PEDUZZI Quentin Tarantino is interested in watching somebody's ear getting cut off; David Lynch is intereste...
DAVID FOSTER WALLACE What do you want me to tell you, Fireheart?
SARAH J. MAAS Ongea unachoweza kutenda.
ENOCK MAREGESI I'd really love to work with Quentin Tarantino. There's so many people that I'd love to ...
MAIKA MONROE Long-time viewing of Internet violence tend to change a person's temperament, making the person pron...
YOU QUANXI If positive and healthy materials are absent, negative materials are sure to be dominant in the cybe...
YOU QUANXI In a robust global business environment, our business units operated well in the first quarter. More...
HARRY YOU The Board of Directors and I are pleased to recognize Peter's outstanding contribution to the succes...
HARRY YOU We are pleased to close the books on 2004 following the painstaking review of almost five years of f...
HARRY YOU I enjoy the TV series 'Dexter,' where there's a reason for every kill. Quentin Tarantino...
BIPASHA BASU Don’t waste your time trying to impress others to satisfy their ego. do what you love & love what ...
DR ANIL KUMAR SINHA [Devito, with the help of director Quentin Tarantino, persuaded the actor to make this one.] He coul...
JOHN TRAVOLTA Can't step from one movie set to the next. Only Samuel L. Jackson can do that. All us mere morta...
ICE CUBE I used to agonise over what to do next, but now I'm making a movie a year. It's insane, but ...
RIDLEY SCOTT I've featured in some soundtracks in the past, and I would love to do more. I love great soundtr...
ELIZA DOOLITTLE Focus on your work. Do what you're great at. Don't compare yourself to others and or waste time crit...
GERMANY KENT Many people have vied to become the third Weinstein brother, and I'm not sure why, but that dist...
BOB WEINSTEIN How can I meet you? Where can I meet you? When can I meet you? Okay just tell me why I should meet y...
EPHDAN Let me tell you something my friend. Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane.
STEPHEN KING You have what others don't have. This is good news which means you can do what others can't do! You ...
ISRAELMORE AYIVOR If a movie is described as a romantic comedy you can usually find me next door playing pinball
GEORGE CARLIN Any movie I've ever made, the minute you walk on the set they tell you who's the person to buy it fr...
TERI GARR You never know what to expect when you're a writer visiting a movie set.
BRYAN BURROUGH I can tell you, if you shoot in the rain you're going to have a lot of voice ADR to do after the...
ZACHARY KNIGHTON If you have a flop movie, so what? And if you have a hit movie, it's 'so what,' too - it...
EDDIE MURPHY Society tells me to follow my own truth, but I don't let society tell me what to do. If you need som...
CRISS JAMI Do what you love doing.
JULIANNA MARGULIES Women call me all the time and tell me, 'You inspired me to get out of a bad situation,' or ...
KIMORA LEE SIMMONS Anything else you want to tell me?” I asked Valek as we stopped a few feet short of the castle’s...
MARIA V. SNYDER Ben, there are more important things going on,” I answered.

“DESIGNATED DRIVER!” JOHN GREEN I think you can tell there's a lot of passion in that movie.
RACHEL WEISZ Next to the originator of a good sentence is the first quoter of it. I hate quotations. Tell me what...
RALPH WALDO EMERSON I'd love to work with Quentin Tarantino but I think I need to take baby steps into more adult materi...
HILARY DUFF There's no one out there like Quentin Tarantino. His films have a signature look, and they never...
SAOIRSE RONAN Tell me that you don’t love me, and I’ll leave you alone. In this time or the next. Tell me that...
MORYAH DEMOTT What shall we do at our tea party?" Daddy asked. "Do we sing and read poems like you do at Grammy's?...
BABETTE DONALDSON I can always tell a lady when I see one. Yeah? What do you tell 'em?
MAE WEST Star Tell, "Set your GOAL on me, then only you can step into the MOON."
PRITISH PATTANAIK First you learn to drive fast. Next, you learn to drive fast in traffic. Then, you learn how to do i...
ALAN KULWICKI The joy of acting for me is to be able to experience emotions in a safe environment. You can't s...
JESSE EISENBERG Quentin Tarantino is a hip-hop artist. I told him, 'You're hip-hop!' You keep seeing sur...
JAMIE FOXX Tell me what you want" he [Warner] says desperately. "Tell me what to do," he says, "and I'll do it.
TAHEREH MAFI I think that no matter whether you're Quentin Tarantino or any other kind of a rebel, or whateve...
ROBERT OSBORNE If I am writing a movie and I am stuck, I can call the studio and tell them it's delayed. You ca...
AARON SORKIN Just do what you love. This is what I am doing.
ANGELIQUE KERBER A script arrived, and on the front cover - scrawled really big, as if it were a book report - is ...
DENNIS CHRISTOPHER I am not an expert at praying, as you know. But can you please help me? I am in desperate need of he...
ELIZABETH GILBERT You need my help? What for? Bread, cash, a fake identity to help you slip sideways through the crack...
GREGORY MAGUIRE We need to learn about pride. It has pulled down so many, both great and small
SOTONYE ANGA First you learn to drive fast. Next, you learn to drive fast in
traffic. Then, you learn how to...
ALAN KULWICKI Being able to do what you wish is the best thing in the world!
SHIRO AMANO Tell me what are the prevailing sentiments that occupy the minds of your young men, and I will tell ...
EDMUND BURKE Tell me more about what upsets you.
ANGEL ORTIZ I didn't think there was life after modelling, believe me. It's a hit to the ego when you ar...
CAROL ALT Allie, what do the Stars tell me to do? You know I don't understand the scientific part.
ROBERT A. HEINLEIN To do what you love can sometimes be stressful.
TONI BRAXTON You can't touch me," I whisper. I'm lying, is what I don't tell him. He can touch me, is what I'll n...
TAHEREH MAFI I'd be much more likely to watch the latest Tarantino movie than to listen to a Mahler symphony.
SIMON RATTLE If I could meet Quentin Tarantino, I don't know if I'd just ask him one question. I'd pr...
MADISON DAVENPORT If you drive it well, you can set yourself up for short irons into the greens,
CATRIONA MATTHEW Tell me what you eat, and I will tell you what you are.
JEAN-ANTHELME BRILLAT-SAVARIN Tell me what you eat, and I will tell you what you are.
ANTHELME BRILLAT-SAVARIN Tell me what you eat, and I will tell you what you are
ANTHELME BRILLAT-SAVARIN Okay," I said, clasping her hand. "I swear it. The next time I do something stupid that might get me...
RICHELLE MEAD You let me set the water in the shower, and followed me into the booth to stand there with me under ...
JULIO ALEXI GENAO You can't tell young people what to do. You can't tell 'em because they'll look at y...
RONNIE JAMES DIO People may tell you what to do but only you can choose how you'll react and what you do.
JIM GENOVESE I always tell clients you have to be able to remember why you chose to do a movie: to always be able...
BRYAN LOURD What you saw is what you got, ... He didn't have a stage persona. He was a very honest, open guy and...
JOHN DENVER I often compare putting a hotel together to old-time movie production. You come up with a story line...
ANDRE BALAZS Happiness is not about what you do, it's about how you do what you do.
ROEL VAN SLEEUWEN You tell me that yes, I can do it. I know.
And I may do it, if I so choose.
You tell me t...
RICHELLE E. GOODRICH Tell me what you think you are and I will tell you what you are not
HENRI FREDERIC AMIEL Sometimes if you tell me what a story is about in just a few sentences, I can tell you if it's g...
DAVID L. WOLPER That's what we do best — we know the people. I can't drive the bulldozer, but I can get you one.
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QUENTIN CRISP The thing we often forget to talk about, or perhaps we take for granted, is our country's dazzli...
QUENTIN BRYCE The very purpose of existence is to reconcile the glowing opinion we hold of ourselves with the appa...
QUENTIN CRISP It's no good running a pig farm badly for 30 years while saying, 'Really, I was meant to be ...
QUENTIN CRISP Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level. It's cheaper.
QUENTIN CRISP The aboriginal women leaders of Papunya - the Papunya Artists - performed a dance for me: the Honey ...
QUENTIN BRYCE For flavor, instant sex will never supercede the stuff you have to peel and cook.
QUENTIN CRISP Is not the whole world a vast house of assignation to which the filing system has been lost?
QUENTIN CRISP The English think incompetence is the same thing as sincerity.
QUENTIN CRISP Nothing in our culture, not even home computers, is more overrated than the epidermal felicity of tw...
QUENTIN CRISP Decency...must be an even more exhausting state to maintain than its opposite. Those who succeed see...
QUENTIN CRISP Even holligans marry, though they know that marriage is but for a little while. It is alimony that i...
QUENTIN CRISP The young always have the same problem - how to rebel and conform at the same time. They have now so...
QUENTIN CRISP One should always be wary of anyone who promises that their love will last longer than a weekend.
QUENTIN CRISP The continued propinquity of another human being cramps the style after a time unless that person is...
QUENTIN CRISP There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any wor...
QUENTIN CRISP I don't hold with abroad and think that foreigners speak English when our backs are turned
QUENTIN CRISP Treat all disasters as if they were trivialities but never treat a triviality as if it were a disast...
QUENTIN CRISP Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level.
QUENTIN CRISP Health consists of having the same diseases as one's neighbors.
QUENTIN CRISP Love is the extra effort we make in our dealings with those whom we do not like and once you underst...
QUENTIN CRISP The young always have the same problem -- how to rebel and conform at the same time. They have now s...
QUENTIN CRISP Life was a funny thing that happened to me on the way to the grave.
QUENTIN CRISP The war between the sexes is the only one in which both sides regularly sleep with the enemy
QUENTIN CRISP Turning a broken process into a “non-negotiable” standard does not a good procedure make.
QUENTIN BRAUN It takes more than talking points and consultative knowhow. What sets apart a legitimate and compete...
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