Tell me you'll never lie to me again, and I'll go with you.

Hear folks talkin' about how some of us got the weight of the world on our shoulders? Fuck, maybe we do, but I'll hold onto it. At least it's somethin', you know?

You really are a dumbass.

Fuck you! I pierced my nipples for her!

I've seen you fuck up one major relationship. I'll be damned if I let you ruin this one as well!

Cut the ending. Revise the script. The man of her dreams is a girl.