Tabloids were fun to read, but it was sort of embarrassing if you were caught reading them.

Reading was a joy, a desperately needed escape -- I didn't read to learn, I was reading to read.

I never read the tabloids.

People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to.

I got caught kissing. Like by my parents. It was so horrible. It's so embarrassing, I'm blushing.

Hacking into a victim of crime's phone is a sort of poetically elegant manifestation of a modus operandi the tabloids have.