Sweaty, rainy, insect-filled, miserable, drowning.

Every day, TV, newspapers, and the Internet bombard us with a message that we're destroying the earth. Ice caps are melting, rivers are dying, polar bears are drowning, and trees are doing something.

You know how the English are always like, 'It's so rainy, that's why we're so miserable'? Come to Montreal! You're somebody who thinks you've been through bad weather, and you have no clue. Shut up.

I think the media spends a lot of time fooling itself.

Freedom means the freedom to be stupid, and that's what I want.

America was founded on Christians not trusting each other, and they sometimes seemed more willing to reach out to the godless than to someone from another sect.