Swallowing that chocolate you just ate<br>May have been your fatal mistake!<br>Your smooth complexion will get lumps and spots,<br>Your lips will go brown and your teeth will all rot.<br>Your breath will go smelly - it may make you sick,<br>Not to mention your waistline expanding a bit!<br>After eating that chocolate with its lack of nutrition,<br>You will need to visit your local beautician.<br>But no matter how ugly you may turn out to be<br>You will always be sweet and beautiful to me.