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Swallowed my pride and shit lions.
Brian Spellman
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Okay, you won our shitty little argument. Pass the world.
— Brian Spellman
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No stupid questions? I question that!
— Brian Spellman
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I can't name just one example. Then there's only one.
— Brian Spellman
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educational-quotes
A bind is when you're quadriplegic, suicidal about that and unable to persuade your best friend to murder you.
— Brian Spellman
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A woman drove me to drink. I don't drink and drive.
— Brian Spellman
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