Surely if God had meant us to do yoga, he would have put our heads behind our knees.

If God hadn't meant for us to eat sugar, he wouldn't have invented dentists.

My big brother still thinks he's a better singer than me.

I don't excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.

I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor.

Satire is, by definition, offensive. It is meant to make us feel uncomfortable. It is meant to make us scratch our heads, think, do a double-take, and then think again.