Sure, stored procedures and triggers and what else is nice and gives a tremendous performance and usability boost, but it comes at a price that easy switching is not possible.
David Krings
Related I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ... KELLY JONES To stand on the brink of what is coming, feeling eager, optimistic anticipation—with no feeli... ASK AND IT IS GIVEN A mother isn’t the person who births you; it’s the person who rears you and shows you love. RAQUEL CEPEDA It is a lie. ARTHUR MILLER Empathy is the new measurement of everything. It doesn't matter what religion you have, what God you... C. JOYBELL C. A servant who serves excellently from his whole heart with due courage and humility is never a serva... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH When a lot of voices, make up a noise, the man who is silent represents a voice. APURVA GAGLANI I am losing precious days. I am degenerating into a machine for making money. I am learning nothing ... JOHN MUIR The opportunity to decieve others is ever present and often tempting, and each instance of deception... SAM HARRIS We want to make sure that whatever is put out on the market is going to be as consumer friendly as p... BLAIR WESTLAKE It is what it is, it is what you make it. JAMES DURBIN She was scarcely a year older than I was, dark-haired, slender, with a face that would break your he... GEORGE R.R. MARTIN Who would i be today if i did not learn the lessons that life gives, to have the strength against al... GARY F EVANS... You're still lovely," Mor said a bit gently. Elain offered a half smile. "I suppose that war m... SARAH J. MAAS The Brady Bunch: The Complete Fourth Season AND CITY Everybody wonders what happens after you die[Carrie] I'm too busy wondering who's dinging my car in... AND CITY Desperate Housewives. AND CITY I will never be the woman with the perfect hair, who can wear white and not spill on it. AND CITY A stud is born! [Stanford] AND CITY Courtney (Showing Carrie her book cover): Let me talk you through it. Blurred background, aah, fast-... AND CITY It's such a tribute to my show. My show is so good. I feel so blessed to play such a strong characte... AND CITY You men have no idea what we're dealing with down there. Teeth placement, and jaw stress, and suctio... AND CITY I don't believe in the Republican party or the Democratic party. I just believe in parties. [Samanth... AND CITY Sometimes we need to stop analyzing the past, stop planning the future, stop figuring out precisely ... AND CITY Honey, I've decided we're going to Louisiana. JILL AND We'll have to find new accommodation tonight, JILL AND None of these places, of course, are charging any rent, JILL AND It is what it is, and it ain't nothin' else... Everything is clearly, openly, plainly delive... DAN FLAVIN What if — is more complicated than that? What if maybe opposite is true as well? Because, if bad c... DONNA TARTT The issue isn't whether he loved you, it's how much. Too much. Love can be poison SARAH J. MAAS I am broken and healing, but every piece of my heart belong to you. SARAH J. MAAS He thinks he'll be remembered as the villain in the story. But I forgot to tell him that the villain... SARAH J. MAAS Night gathers, and now my watch begins. It shall not end until my death. I shall take no wife, hold ... GEORGE R.R. MARTIN Hodor," said Hodor. GEORGE R.R. MARTIN You do what you love, what you need SARAH J. MAAS I turned. Rhysand leaned against the archway into the sitting room, arms crossed, wings nowhere... SARAH J. MAAS I regret that I wasn't more successful with my marriages, but it is what it is. TED TURNER Integrity is not everything, but it is the only thing that matters. JEFFREY FRY 37. It is better to be single and unhappy than unhappily married. JAMES C. DOBSON Matty blinked. 'You're passing up whips for shopping ?' 'You're bitching about ... LETA BLAKE why do people rise and fall.. How and when they will get the attentions and why politicians fall whe... SHARIF MOHAMED She made a fence of phrases, which seemed a treachery to herself. ELIZABETH TAYLOR Fred Zinnemann, on From Here To Eternity and The Sundowners really brings out of me, in a completely... DEBORAH KERR They need to understand they have to do something post secondary. Work is inevitable. They have to p... DEBORAH KERR You are the blood of the dragon. You can make a hat. GEORGE R.R. MARTIN He wanted to argue like this forever. This was better than nothing. There was no exhausting his ange... DAVID DUCHOVNY 38. “A wet bird never flies at night.” (My grandfather said that to me when I was a child and wa... JAMES C. DOBSON Actors should be overheard, not listened to, and the audience is 50 percent of the performance. SHIRLEY BOOTH I want to share this bed with you, though," I breathed. "I want you to hold me." Stars flicker... SARAH J. MAAS Ah, the magic of music, with it, all things are possible. E.A. BUCCHIANERI Life is a re-discovery. BRIAN BLESSED If you think that life is a celebration full of party poppers and merry go rounds it's not it's a ga... GARY F EVANS... Life Is a Misconception. DEYTH BANGER Life is a desire! DEYTH BANGER To trust someone you must firstly remember that it is a two way street that will go all the way if y... GARY F EVANS... There is a place where the sidewalk ends And before the street begins, And there the grass... SHEL SILVERSTEIN I really think it is possible to make a very nice living by writing and not worrying about anything ... J. A. KONRATH O all you host of heaven! O earth! What else? And shall I couple Hell? WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE History is a wheel, for the nature of man is fundamentally unchanging. What has happened before will... GEORGE R.R. MARTIN Unpredictability means what it means. I don't know how you define it. It is what it is. MICHAEL KEATON I was not a pet, not a doll, not an animal. I was a survivor, and I was strong. I would no... SARAH J. MAAS I sipped from my wine. "And if he had grabbed me?" There was nothing but uncompromising w... SARAH J. MAAS There you are. I've been looking for you. His first words to me— not a lie at a... SARAH J. MAAS I was not prey any longer, I decided as I eased up to that door. And I was not a mouse. I ... SARAH J. MAAS No one was my master— but I might be master of everything, if I wished. If I dared. SARAH J. MAAS I began by saying that our history will be what we make it. If we go on as we are, then history will... EDWARD R. MURROW Grin when you win and others will do the same to you. And it will not rest with either. JAIME CONTRERAS There'll be a whole lot of things you ain't gonna want to do, but you'll have to do in this life jus... MILDRED D. TAYLOR I suppose the part nearest me is Laura Reynolds in Tea and Sympathy. Of course playright Bob Anderso... DEBORAH KERR He drained his glass. "I made a mistake." "It's not the end of the world if you do that every n... SARAH J. MAAS I will kill anyone who harms you," Rhys snarled. "I will kill them, and take a damn long time doing ... SARAH J. MAAS Daring to dream is not difficult, it's making them come true that is hard... NANETTE L. AVERY Julia poured tea gracefully, but it all ran over into the saucers. ELIZABETH TAYLOR The next day, the villages came closer together until the beginnings and endings could no longer be ... PATRICK W. CARR While there may not be a book in every one of us, there is so often a damned good short story. JEFFREY ARCHER It appeared to Harriet that she was always the one who remembered having seen other people. They nev... ELIZABETH TAYLOR Would you like me to grovel with gratitude for bringing me here, High Lord?" "Ah. The Suriel to... SARAH J. MAAS oh. she heard it too-no waters coursing, canyon empty, sun soundless- ... BARBARA BLATNER I could simply kill you now, get it over with, who would know the difference... BARBARA BLATNER ...gripping the rim of the sink you claw your way to stand and cling there, ... BARBARA BLATNER I believe that there is a Matrix and... to be more accurate I am in the Pornography Matrix. DEYTH BANGER It's nice and quiet. That's the way I like it. I don't like a lot of noise. RAFAEL BETANCOURT Life is not a game. Still, in this life, we choose the games we live to play. J.R. RIM too much morality, too little sense. FOUR WEDDINGS AND A FUNERAL [talking about his new wife, Laura] Angus the Groom: Ignore her. She's drunk. At least I hope s... FOUR WEDDINGS AND A FUNERAL Fiona: Where's Gareth? Matthew: Torturing Americans. Fiona: How thoughtful of him. FOUR WEDDINGS AND A FUNERAL Tom: The great advantage of having a reputation for being stupid: People are less suspicious of you. FOUR WEDDINGS AND A FUNERAL I always just hoped that, that I'd meet some nice friendly girl, like the look of her, hope the look... FOUR WEDDINGS AND A FUNERAL Be a good guide, tell me what you see, are sure is that? Please try to describe the picture as ... DEYTH BANGER I think that this is a huge confidence boost. We weren't at the level we are now (the first time UND... MIKE PRPICH I think what the data will show, is that pay rose substantially, but maybe not quite as much in 2004... DAVID LEWIN I'm sure that our offense is not real confident coming out of this game, but they'll recover. David ... DOM CAPERS This world is a peaceful stage where we are all villains of this drama and trees are the heroes. DEBASISH MRIDHA I'll find you, don't worry. My body won't be with you all the time, but you'll always have my heart.... P.C. CAST I like the ephemeral thing about theatre, every performance is like a ghost - it's there and then it... MAGGIE SMITH For me, my life is a journey. JAY ELECTRONICA When you're recording to analog tape, it captures performance and you can't necessarily mani... DAVE GROHL Picture David and Goliath, but David doesn't have a slingshot. This gives David the slingshot. MICHAEL GOULDE Picture David and Goliath, but David doesn't have a slingshot, ... This gives David the slingshot. MICHAEL GOULDE To be fair to Monica," I said, "what you did to her wasn't very nice either." "What'd I do to h... JOHN GREEN
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I like the craft, the idea ... DAVID LACHAPELLE Gribenes have been referred to as Jewish popcorn or kosher pork rinds. It's basically chicken sk... DAVID SAX Texas hold 'em is all about folding and waiting for that time that comes up every hour or two wh... DAVID EINHORN I spent most of high school working on the debate team, probably at some expense to my grades. Being... DAVID EINHORN During my freshman year at Cornell, I joined my dorm's intramural football team. At the first pr... DAVID EINHORN I rooted for the Milwaukee Brewers and its stars, Robin Yount and Paul Molitor. I went to a lot of g... DAVID EINHORN I've got a fantasy-baseball team with my brother. But I have to admit, he does all the work. DAVID EINHORN My father and grandfather were businessmen. The family business was Adelphi Paints in New Jersey. Wh... DAVID EINHORN There's more at risk in what happens in Microsoft than I could ever bet on a poker table. 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DAVID HOCKNEY Through the years I've been getting better and better and better, and it's what you learn th... DAVID ORTIZ 'The Sopranos' is filled with really retrograde humor. Bathroom humor, falls, stupid puns, b... DAVID CHASE I am more weary of life, I think, than ever I was. DAVID BRAINERD The important thing is for the characters to feel real, and to be given the humanity they are due. T... DAVID LEVITHAN You can't take a knife on a plane anymore, but you can get on carrying a virus. DAVID QUAMMEN Trying on pants is one of the most humiliating things a man can suffer that doesn't involve a wo... LARRY DAVID When I was living in New York and didn't have a penny to my name, I would walk around the street... LARRY DAVID I'm a walking, talking enigma. LARRY DAVID I think we're all good and bad, but good's not funny. Bad is funny. Suppress the good and le... LARRY DAVID I'm a walking, talking enigma. We're a dying breed. 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